2 Banditos

Ooh, two banditos Well howdy ma'am, we the two banditos Up in the club wearing bright pink tuxedos Similar to autopedos, (?) Gotta turn that frown into more of a frown Hunter's thinking they were Conner4Real, what's the deal? I'm on some white boy shit man, tryna stack a mil' Yeah, I'm also on my white boy shit, that's my birthright Call my dick the shooting star (why?) cause it burns, right? I fucked your first cousin with the didgeridoo And when she came, you know it sounded like "wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow" Yeah, you know we're two banditos Yeah, you know we're two banditos Yeah, you know we're two banditos Do a little dance and I drink a little water Man, how'd I get the money? (don't worry 'bout it) Why they kissing on my couch? (don't worry 'bout it) How they get so cool? (don't worry 'bout it) You've been struck by the two banditos What the fuck is that? (don't worry 'bout it) Does this make me look fat? (don't worry 'bout it) I just ate a fucking rat (don't worry 'bout it) You've been struck by the two banditos Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, stupid! My name is Connor and I'm not a model citizen I'll take a swig from this bottle that I drizzle in Swimming in her prison, man, my interests is dwindling And I'm hella bored too, fuck it Banditos eat a lot of burritos While we're fucking bald eagles Hey, let's go back to the chorus dude (oh, okay) Yeah, we're two cute little kittens Yeah, we're two cute little kittens Yeah, we're two cute little kittens Shut the fuck up! Thank you We just robbed the place (don't worry 'bout it) They just licked my face (don't worry 'bout it) Took a shit in your food (don't worry 'bout it, rude!) You've been struck by the two banditos Pop this pill (don't worry 'bout it) Is that cocaine? (don't worry 'bout it) What is life? (don't worry 'bout it) You've been struck by the two banditos Wow wow wow wow mother fucker (wow)