Song parody of
Wooden Jesus
by Temple of the Dog
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Wooden Jesus where are you from?
Korea or Canada or maybe Taiwan?
I didn't know it was the holy land
But I believed from the minute the check left my hand
And I pray
Can I be saved, I spent all my money
On a future grave
Wooden Jesus I'll cut you in on twenty percent of my future sin
I'll cut you in
Porcelain Mary her majesties pure
Looking for virgin territory
Coat hanger halos don't come cheap
From television shepherds with living room sheep,
And I pray
Can I be saved, I spent all my money on a future grave
Wooden Jesus I'll cut you in on twenty percent of my future sin
I'll cut you in
I'll cut you in
Wooden Jesus where are you from?
Korea or Canada or maybe Taiwan?
I didn't know it was the holy land
But I believed from the minute the check left my hand
Can I be saved, I spent all my money on a future grave
Wooden Jesus I'll cut you in on twenty percent of my future sin
I'll cut you in I'll cut you in
I'll cut you in I'll cut you in
I'll cut you in I'll cut you in
Yeah
Wooden Jesus where are you from?
Korea or Canada or maybe Taiwan?
I didn't know it was the holy land
But I believed from the minute the check left my hand
And I pray
Can I be saved, I spent all my money
On a future grave
Wooden Jesus I'll cut you in on twenty percent of my future sin
I'll cut you in
Porcelain Mary her majesties pure
Looking for virgin territory
Coat hanger halos don't come cheap
From television shepherds with living room sheep,
And I pray
Can I be saved, I spent all my money on a future grave
Wooden Jesus I'll cut you in on twenty percent of my future sin
I'll cut you in
I'll cut you in
Wooden Jesus where are you from?
Korea or Canada or maybe Taiwan?
I didn't know it was the holy land
But I believed from the minute the check left my hand
Can I be saved, I spent all my money on a future grave
Wooden Jesus I'll cut you in on twenty percent of my future sin
I'll cut you in I'll cut you in
I'll cut you in I'll cut you in
I'll cut you in I'll cut you in
Yeah