Walk Of Shame

Nine in the morning, who's singing the blues In the hotel lobby, missing one of your shoes With a handprint on your ass in the shape of a bruise Puke on your hand as you reach for the door Your bottle of schnapps falls onto the floor You take one more sip as the concierge calls you a whore No one to blame, every weekend is the same Your vagina still ain't tamed Baby, stand up tall and walk that walk of shame That walk of shame Go on, girl! Sun coming up, side of the road You stumble from the bus all covered in load Take a dump in the alley in the spot where your car got towed Your friends all left, four hours before Ran out of coke, went looking for more While you were doing ass to mouth on the tour bus floor No one to blame, every one night stand's the same It's the "hide that sausage game" Baby, smile real big and walk that walk of shame Walk of shame! Baby, suckin' lots of dick is so rock n' roll Suckin' lots of dick is so rock n' roll Don't have to be a fireman to ride the poll No amount of respect is gonna save your soul When many moons pass, your tits grow long But your pussy don't ever stop craving the dong Now a bunch of old folks gangbanging doesn't seem so wrong You grab a couple ol rockers, have a ménage Your beat up old tits, get a cum barrage While Satchel and Stix do the walk out of Lexxi's mom's garage Fuckin' Lexxi's Mom is so rock n' roll Fuckin' Lexxi's Mom is so rock n' roll She takes five inches up in every hole She likes to rock n' roll on that rock n' roll poll, yeah She's a special kind of whore to tame In the D.P. hall of fame For Stix and Satchel it's worth that walk of shame Put your guy-liner on and walk that walk of shame That walk of shame Yeah, oh yeah, baby don't complain Just walk that walk of shame