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Joe Bloggs

by Wiley

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Call shots, go against odds Can't go fishing if you ain't got rods 'Nuff of dem are spring leg just like frogs But man ah man are old school like Joe Bloggs Gotta bill a pension now so when I'm older I can live when I can't get jobs When I make a song, I ain't looking for a nod Cause man ah man are old school like Joe Bloggs Man can't say how war wicked I was Man are old school like the Wizard of Oz Man are old school like Bucky O'Hare Man'll pull out the ting and Bucky O'Hare Man are old school, 2Pac had hair Man are old school, 2Pac was here Man are old school just like Ghostbusters And the smoke with them old school rusters (Oi, remember when) Sharon Stone opened a leg Man are old school like Bill and Ted Now, you wouldn't know that cuh you was in bed Cuddling up with sleeper ted That's never been a super bread Follow the leader, leader, leader Follow the leader, budubudubup, we Call shots, go against odds Can't go fishing if you ain't got rods 'Nuff of dem are spring leg just like frogs But man ah man are old school like Joe Bloggs Gotta bill a pension now so when I'm older I can live when I can't get jobs When I make a song, I ain't looking for a nod Cause man ah man are old school like Joe Bloggs Man ah man are old school, two strap FILA Look, I can show you the odds 'Nuff man ah talk 'bout putting in work None of these breddas ain't got no jobs Man ah man ah talk 'bout how they hook gyal like fish But man ah man ain't got rods Don't talk 'bout wait on the re-up You get a benners, I get a ki up Just link one two gyal Dun know, they're both gonna free up I made four five moves at six I've gotta big my P up I keep it N to the G up I stay away from knobs If there's a known probability Then I'm gonna tell man "probs" Call shots, go against odds Can't go fishing if you ain't got rods 'Nuff of dem are spring leg just like frogs But man ah man are old school like Joe Bloggs Gotta bill a pension now so when I'm older I can live when I can't get jobs When I make a song, I ain't looking for a nod Cause man ah man are old school like Joe Bloggs Man ah man are old school like Joe Blogs Blazing, blazing, but I ain't calling squads Key to the block but I ain't holding fobs Took advice from my uncle but it ain't Bob's Started the shop in the town Back to the city of gods, wow Never been after a head shake Gave him a chance, call it a dead take 'Nuff of dem are spring feet, thousand missions Not one of 'em complete I was the whole grain without the wheat So old school, I still purchase without receipt Call me a president without the suite Old school, old school, I don't give a monkey's If I'm off-beat Call shots, go against odds Can't go fishing if you ain't got rods 'Nuff of dem are spring leg just like frogs But man ah man are old school like Joe Bloggs Gotta bill a pension now so when I'm older I can live when I can't get jobs When I make a song, I ain't looking for a nod Cause man ah man are old school like Joe Bloggs Yo, I come through with the peng Cuh man are shit, draw only the peng When I was a kid, I went so many house raves Somebody always came through with the leng Could've been a rebore that fired couple duds Still, everybody in the place gonna run Still, everybody in the place gonna dust They don't wanna fight, no, they don't wanna fuss I had a wild upbringing, I was never stable But I had manners at the dinner table Stand out when I've gotta stand up tall I've got a chair at the winners' table, like Say my name when giving out awards My life's crazy, I never get bored Can't lie, blud, man ah man's toured On top of that, yeah, man ah man's warred Call shots, go against odds Can't go fishing if you ain't got rods 'Nuff of dem are spring leg just like frogs But man ah man are old school like Joe Bloggs Gotta bill a pension now so when I'm older I can live when I can't get jobs When I make a song, I ain't looking for a nod Cause man ah man are old school like Joe Bloggs Call shots, go against odds Can't go fishing if you ain't got rods 'Nuff of dem are spring leg just like frogs But man ah man are old school like Joe Bloggs Gotta bill a pension now so when I'm older I can live when I can't get jobs When I make a song, I ain't looking for a nod Cause man ah man are old school like Joe Bloggs

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