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Table for Two
by Joe
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I like that baby (Oh)
I know you like that (Oh)
Girl tonight is all for you
A special rendezvous
A table for two
A table for two
Dinner room with a view
Your body's on my menu
Let me eat up
Gonna start at your toes till I heat it up
A table for two
Tonight I'm gonna eat on you
But there won't be no I owe you's
No teasing you
Gonna kiss on your lips when it's pleasing you
Come on in, lay the table
It's your body I want to feast.
Girl tonight I'll be your waiter
I'm gonna serve a midnight treat
Would you like a little teaser?
Enough to wet your appetite.
A little taste of something sweeter
Served just the way you like
I want to taste your wine
I want your lips on mine
I want to pleasure you
Baby, anyway you want me to
A table for two
Dinner room with a view
Your body's on my menu
Let me eat up
Gonna start at your toes till I heat it up
A table for two
Tonight I'm gonna eat on you
But there won't be no I owe you's
No teasing you
Gonna kiss on your lips when it's pleasing you
I'll make you say ooh a little more
I think you're ready for the main course.
A little cream and cherry thing
That I can spread below your navel ring
I work my way down just a bit lower
I want to kiss your body right
And just when you think it's over
I'll make it last all night
I want to taste your wine
I want your lips on mine
I want to pleasure you
Baby, anyway you want me to
A table for two
Dinner room with a view
Your body's on my menu
Let me eat up
Gonna start at your toes till I heat it up
A table for two
Tonight I'm gonna eat on you
But there won't be no I owe you's
No teasing you
Gonna kiss on your lips when it's pleasing you
Fingertips, on your lips
Don't it make you want to cream,
Don't say shh
They so sweet on my tongue
I can feel sugar rush
Here it comes
A table for two
Dinner room with a view
Your body's on my menu
Let me eat up
Gonna start at your toes till I heat it up
A table for two
Tonight I'm gonna eat on you
But there won't be no I owe you's
No teasing you
Gonna kiss on your lips when it's pleasing you
I like that baby (Oh)
I know you like that (Oh)
Girl tonight is all for you
A special rendezvous
A table for two
A table for two
Dinner room with a view
Your body's on my menu
Let me eat up
Gonna start at your toes till I heat it up
A table for two
Tonight I'm gonna eat on you
But there won't be no I owe you's
No teasing you
Gonna kiss on your lips when it's pleasing you
Come on in, lay the table
It's your body I want to feast.
Girl tonight I'll be your waiter
I'm gonna serve a midnight treat
Would you like a little teaser?
Enough to wet your appetite.
A little taste of something sweeter
Served just the way you like
I want to taste your wine
I want your lips on mine
I want to pleasure you
Baby, anyway you want me to
A table for two
Dinner room with a view
Your body's on my menu
Let me eat up
Gonna start at your toes till I heat it up
A table for two
Tonight I'm gonna eat on you
But there won't be no I owe you's
No teasing you
Gonna kiss on your lips when it's pleasing you
I'll make you say ooh a little more
I think you're ready for the main course.
A little cream and cherry thing
That I can spread below your navel ring
I work my way down just a bit lower
I want to kiss your body right
And just when you think it's over
I'll make it last all night
I want to taste your wine
I want your lips on mine
I want to pleasure you
Baby, anyway you want me to
A table for two
Dinner room with a view
Your body's on my menu
Let me eat up
Gonna start at your toes till I heat it up
A table for two
Tonight I'm gonna eat on you
But there won't be no I owe you's
No teasing you
Gonna kiss on your lips when it's pleasing you
Fingertips, on your lips
Don't it make you want to cream,
Don't say shh
They so sweet on my tongue
I can feel sugar rush
Here it comes
A table for two
Dinner room with a view
Your body's on my menu
Let me eat up
Gonna start at your toes till I heat it up
A table for two
Tonight I'm gonna eat on you
But there won't be no I owe you's
No teasing you
Gonna kiss on your lips when it's pleasing you
