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Return of the Diaz Bros.

by Tony Touch

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[speaking to Pain in Da Ass] Okay Tony.. listen to me.. See those two guys over there? Those are the Diaz Brothers They got the biggest distribution of mixtapes from New York all the way to Tucson, Arizona You know anything - don't fuck with them Tony They will stick you underneath the fucking ground [Pain in Da Ass - imitating "Scarface"] Aiy, hey FUCK THE DIAZ BROTHERS huh? I bury those motherfuckers WHO THE FUCK is the Diaz Brothers? You come and step to me? Hey fuck you! [Tony Touch and Doo Wop] If you (if you) want to know (wanna know) A little story, about the two.. Well let me tell you we're the Diaz Brothers bitch and we doin this just for you (what?) yo yo said we doin this just for you (what?) uh uh said we doin it.. yeah we doin it.. [Tony Touch] Well it's the rap Tito Fuente, mirame de frente Represent my people, 'ju know mi gente Yeah, everyday all day para siempre Diaz Brothers, stay caliente Hot to death, when me and Wop rock the set B.K. to B.X. straight lockin it (yeah) All why'all other DJ's be poppin shit but when we come around the way I do the opposite What's the deal with all that hypocrisy? On the real why'all need to stop jockin we Like KRS-One, here's "My Philosophy" Settin it off, with my monopoly If it ain't over, it's about to be and it damn sure ain't nuttin stoppin me Sangalo, Toca, cantalo Cri-mi-nal, tremendo escan-da-lo, what? [speaking to Pain in Da Ass] Okay Tony, you're going too far now These motherfuckers will kill you They'll cut off your fuckin testicles and shove it up your fuckin ass [Pain in Da Ass - imitating "Scarface"] FUCK THAT!! COME ON!! You want a war? You fuckin wit Pain in Da Ass; you're fuckin wit the best motherfucker! I'll stick your fuckin head up ju' fuckin ass then I'll molest your fuckin kids.. FUCK YOU! [Doo Wop] Yo.. yo yo yo yo yo yo On some Prodigy shit, chain drop to my dick No chokers, exotic shit swingin like Sosa At the Copa, with Tone Toca, opposite of sob-ah Lots of Henny-lo and Coca-Cola Blend tape hoe glock tre-eight blowers Heavyweight holders, got every state sewed up Niggaz broke? Nah, pockets Al Roker Budget like Trinidad and De La Hoya September 18th, Mixtape Kingz walk up in the ring Grey minks, turntables hangin on links Poli' with chinks - the main attaction - Wally's dyed pink Shirt matchin, thug fashion, Thug Passion compliments of Don King, it's a Don thing Fuck a drink, still schemein on that charm King Chill son, put away the toast, make a toast to the hated most, Puerto Rican "Rae' and Ghost" [Doo Wop and Tony Touch] Wop and Tone never leavin the hoes alone And all the hoes never leavin US alone And Wop and Tone never leavin the chrome at home in case we gotta put four up in your dome [Pain in Da Ass - imitating "Scarface"] Take this fuckin shit You know WHY THE FUCKIN PEOPLE LOVE ME? Cause I'm FUCKIN REAL!! I tell you what the FUCK'S on my mind, OKAY?! [Tony Touch] Okay.. It's the Return of the Jedi; now tell me who the hell said I couldn't bring it to any boriqua tierras From L.A. back to N.Y. on the red eye Toca, holdin it down on the M-I (The M.O.) used to be "Listen to My Demo" All dem vogue now with no problemo Before I do a show, have my dinero I'm talkin to all you pendejos! [Doo Wop] Yo.. yo yo My rhymes get spit like a gajo My nines get the clips with the hollows Five carat chips in my Movado Doo Wop, spic half Cubano who copped six and used to have the milano who got your main chain vicked at the Apollo where Eric B. and Rakim would "Follow, the Leader" Many nights got my dick swallowed at the Fever by any white black or Pediqua, Maria, Chiniqua Had em all player, fucked em and played em You loved em and date em Gave em an ultimatum Talk about that kid Wop, I hate him So cut him off or I'ma blaze him - BROTHER YOU'RE SOFT [Pain in Da Ass - imitating "Scarface"] You come and step to me? Hey FUCK YOU! Those guys they fuckin talk too much All they concerned about is fuckin pussy and drinking The booze, and the coochie I got those guys fuckin soft man They can't fuck with me I'll bury those fuckin cock-a-roaches FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

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