Off the Wall

[eminem] No matter what people say I'm gon keep rappin' this way No matter what you may think I'm gon keep doin' my thing [eminem] I'm almost as famous as fat bald men Decided to write songs to teach mouseketeers to sing I stick britney spears in a room full of mirrors So she gets fifty years of bad luck [crash] Causing terror to christina aguilera When i grab her by the hair and drag her across the sahara Beware of this rap terrorist with a therapist With a hair up his ass like a rabbit crawled in his pants Got a habit of holding tylenol in his hands Til it melts in his fuckin' palms and dissolves in his glands [so who is it?] the fool who visit the playground Wit' two biscuits to lay down the school district Get pistol whipped wit a mauseburg Wit' a pistol grip and fed pitbulls shit Sniff glue sticks like i give two shits If i get too rich, i just get sued [redman] Yo, i leave wit no injure, after i blow four in ya One handstand on top of yo' ninja Crash it, [errrr] doc stir the madness Til why'all outta work like tony atlas Walkin' cans in the laundry basket America's most with the army after us Fuck flossin' we take what's yours A low fifteen like a ace in four I'm outta work, but doc laid them off [shit, the power's out] the tape is off Yo, you targeted from arsonists Papermate pens filled wit arsenic I got hoes that don't know what prada is Doc could shape up, touch your barber miss Betty you wit a bloody blade I turn rap camps into crystal lake Fuck bitches face is what i'ma do 'cause that what white boy tano do [eminem] So how is everybody doin' tonight? Hope you're in the mood to get drunk and scream in a fight 'cause uh, we gettin' down for the fuck of it So suck my dick if why'all don't want to bump to this... off the wall!! [redman] Yo, so how is everybody feelin' tonight? Hope you're in the mood to get rude and ill in a fight 'cause uh, we gettin' down for the fuck of it So suck my dick if you don't want to bump... off the wall!! [eminem] No matter what people say I'm gon keep rappin' this way No matter what you may think I'm gon keep doin' my thing [redman] Yo, you could buy jaz spittin', hospital, son admit it Rip your lips off, kiss my ass wit it Slap bitches, got marshall mathers [printin'] Weed, x, and the acid tabs did it I was happenin wit no rerun Like rob deniro when the +heat+ come My barrel hang out the camaro Aimed at the nose of them hoes it's hard to breathe from Flash the gat, your town, bogardin' Yo' wallet, your chain the main target Beef is like cold engine, don't start it Bust in the air and hit a airplane pilot We clowned you, rap surround sounds around you From ten speed and brown shoe Doc and eminem, cock the m & m Blood flows with 2pacalypse and them [eminem] It's like, funk doctor meets the punk rocker Got the drugs stopped inside the lunch box [uhh] Pop junk like i just got jumped Popped the trunk and pulled out the shotgun pump Knock wood, it's all good, thank god for vodka 'cause wit my luck, i'll probably get shot by a stalker Probably got a fanatic waitin upstairs in the attic Wit a automatic callin' me up there My man stan wit a gat in his hand Stakin my house out in a tan tinted sedan He pull your mouth out til you can't finish a damn Ham sandwich, or your can spinach and spam Til you gotta sip through a straw, shoplift through the mall Pictures of me on my mom's living room wall Hey ma, maybe i'll give you a call Sike you fuckin' bitch, suck a dick and two balls I'm givin you all my job descrip' Which is, to piss bitches and priests off with this Pop more pills than police officers Arrive at the scene and pull me off of kim Teeth off my dick, hands off my balls But why'all can kiss my ass, pants off and all 'cause i'm so goddamn off the wall I might as well as be a painting smashed on the floor [redman] So how is everybody feelin' tonight? Hope you're in the mood to get rude and ill in a fight 'cause uh, we gettin down for the fuck of it So suck my dick if you don't want to bump to this... off the wall! [eminem] So how's everybody doin' tonight? Hope you're in the mood to get drunk and scream in a fight 'cause uh, we gettin' down for the fuck of it So suck my dick if why'all don't want to bump to this... off the wall! [eminem] No matter what people say I'm gon keep rappin' this way No matter what you may think I'm gon keep doin' my thing No matter what people say I'm gon keep doin' my thing No matter... oh