Song parody of
Assault & Batteries
by Ice Nine Kills
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(Breaking news, a deadly shootout at a local toy store)
(Has left one police officer wounded and a serial killer dead)
('Er- back, our next guest claims
(Her son's doll is possessed by the spirit of a dead mass murderer)
I'll be watching over you and every move you make
I may be made of plastic but I'm wide awake
I'll be right by your side until the day you die
Your friend until the end
I'm your good guy
(Hey Andy!)
(It's time to play, motherfucker!)
Through a child's eye you'll find it's hard to refuse
A friendly freckled face (Oh honey, isn't he cute?)
But little do they know
Little do they see (playtime is over)
It's a killing spree, bitch
na, na, na, na, na
He's gonna get you
E.v.i.l. D.O.l.l.
na, na, na, na, na
Violence and voodoo
You won't ever grow up, you won't make it past six
'Cause this two-foot-tall demonic doll will make you his bitch
You won't ever grow up, he'll toy with you 'til you die
To prove that evil comes in every size
(Mommy, mommy, my doll is alive)
One child holds the truth
But he's labeled a liar (But mommy something is wrong)
Some assembly required
They won't know what to say
They won't know what to do
'Cause the carnage continues at a store near you
na, na, na, na, na
He's gonna get you
E.v.i.l. D.O.l.l.
na, na, na, na, na
Violence and voodoo
You won't ever grow up, you won't make it past six
'Cause this two-foot-tall demonic doll will make you his bitch
You won't ever grow up, he'll toy with you 'til you die
To prove that evil comes in every size
(na, na, na, na, na, na)
And once he's planted his seed
You'll know your life's been uprooted
'Cause safety's not guaranteed (assault and batteries included)
(na, na, na, na, na, na)
Stitched back together it seems
By the evil bride of his dreams (heaven help you)
If you hear him scream
Ade Due Dembala
(Attention shoppers, one soul left in stock)
Ade Due Dembala
Your head on the chopping block
Yeah
Hi-de-ho, bitch!
You won't ever grow up, you won't make it past six
'Cause this two-foot-tall demonic doll will make you his bitch
You won't ever grow up, he'll toy with you 'til you die
To prove that evil comes in every size (na, na, na, na, na, na)
You won't ever grow up, you won't make it past six (na, na, na)
'Cause this two-foot-tall demonic doll will make you his bitch (na, na, na)
You won't ever grow up, he'll toy with you 'til you die
To prove that evil comes (evil comes)
Evil comes in every size
(na, na, na, na, na, fuck you!)
(Breaking news, a deadly shootout at a local toy store)
(Has left one police officer wounded and a serial killer dead)
('Er- back, our next guest claims
(Her son's doll is possessed by the spirit of a dead mass murderer)
I'll be watching over you and every move you make
I may be made of plastic but I'm wide awake
I'll be right by your side until the day you die
Your friend until the end
I'm your good guy
(Hey Andy!)
(It's time to play, motherfucker!)
Through a child's eye you'll find it's hard to refuse
A friendly freckled face (Oh honey, isn't he cute?)
But little do they know
Little do they see (playtime is over)
It's a killing spree, bitch
na, na, na, na, na
He's gonna get you
E.v.i.l. D.O.l.l.
na, na, na, na, na
Violence and voodoo
You won't ever grow up, you won't make it past six
'Cause this two-foot-tall demonic doll will make you his bitch
You won't ever grow up, he'll toy with you 'til you die
To prove that evil comes in every size
(Mommy, mommy, my doll is alive)
One child holds the truth
But he's labeled a liar (But mommy something is wrong)
Some assembly required
They won't know what to say
They won't know what to do
'Cause the carnage continues at a store near you
na, na, na, na, na
He's gonna get you
E.v.i.l. D.O.l.l.
na, na, na, na, na
Violence and voodoo
You won't ever grow up, you won't make it past six
'Cause this two-foot-tall demonic doll will make you his bitch
You won't ever grow up, he'll toy with you 'til you die
To prove that evil comes in every size
(na, na, na, na, na, na)
And once he's planted his seed
You'll know your life's been uprooted
'Cause safety's not guaranteed (assault and batteries included)
(na, na, na, na, na, na)
Stitched back together it seems
By the evil bride of his dreams (heaven help you)
If you hear him scream
Ade Due Dembala
(Attention shoppers, one soul left in stock)
Ade Due Dembala
Your head on the chopping block
Yeah
Hi-de-ho, bitch!
You won't ever grow up, you won't make it past six
'Cause this two-foot-tall demonic doll will make you his bitch
You won't ever grow up, he'll toy with you 'til you die
To prove that evil comes in every size (na, na, na, na, na, na)
You won't ever grow up, you won't make it past six (na, na, na)
'Cause this two-foot-tall demonic doll will make you his bitch (na, na, na)
You won't ever grow up, he'll toy with you 'til you die
To prove that evil comes (evil comes)
Evil comes in every size
(na, na, na, na, na, fuck you!)
