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Half Of Me
by Thomas Rhett
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Hey, I'm supposed to mow the grass today
I'm supposed to fix the fence
But with the sun beaten down on me
It's hard to make it make sense
Half of me wants a cold beer
Yeah, that's the cold hard truth
And with the 'frigerator stocked full of 'em
Tell me, what's a boy to do?
I ain't even tryna fight it, it's already been decided
The sky and the mountains are blue
Half of me wants a cold beer
And the other half does too
Yeah, I kinda need to wash my truck
But hell, I kinda dont care
I think old Alan Jackson said it best
"It's 5 o'clock somewhere"
Half of me wants a cold beer
Yeah, that's the cold hard truth
And with the 'frigerator stocked full of 'em
Tell me, what's a boy to do?
I ain't even tryna fight it, it's already been decided
The sky and the mountains are blue
Half of me wants a cold beer
Yeah, the other half does too
Yeah, yeah
Half of me wants a cold beer
If I did what I should be doing
Buddy, that would really ruin all the fun, yeah
There's a world of bad decisions out there
But this ain't one
'Cause half of me wants a cold, cold beer
Yeah, that's the cold hard truth (yeah, it is)
And with the 'frigerator stocked full of 'em
Tell me, what's a boy to do?
I ain't even tryna fight it, it's already been decided
The sky and the mountains are blue
Half of me wants a cold beer
And the other half does too
Yeah, half of me wants a cold, cold beer
The other half wants two
Woo-hoo
(That sounds good, but I can't tell if it's 'cause you're in it or not)
Hey, I'm supposed to mow the grass today
I'm supposed to fix the fence
But with the sun beaten down on me
It's hard to make it make sense
Half of me wants a cold beer
Yeah, that's the cold hard truth
And with the 'frigerator stocked full of 'em
Tell me, what's a boy to do?
I ain't even tryna fight it, it's already been decided
The sky and the mountains are blue
Half of me wants a cold beer
And the other half does too
Yeah, I kinda need to wash my truck
But hell, I kinda dont care
I think old Alan Jackson said it best
"It's 5 o'clock somewhere"
Half of me wants a cold beer
Yeah, that's the cold hard truth
And with the 'frigerator stocked full of 'em
Tell me, what's a boy to do?
I ain't even tryna fight it, it's already been decided
The sky and the mountains are blue
Half of me wants a cold beer
Yeah, the other half does too
Yeah, yeah
Half of me wants a cold beer
If I did what I should be doing
Buddy, that would really ruin all the fun, yeah
There's a world of bad decisions out there
But this ain't one
'Cause half of me wants a cold, cold beer
Yeah, that's the cold hard truth (yeah, it is)
And with the 'frigerator stocked full of 'em
Tell me, what's a boy to do?
I ain't even tryna fight it, it's already been decided
The sky and the mountains are blue
Half of me wants a cold beer
And the other half does too
Yeah, half of me wants a cold, cold beer
The other half wants two
Woo-hoo
(That sounds good, but I can't tell if it's 'cause you're in it or not)
