I'm Money

'Cause I'm a user A schmoozer A big dollar loser But that don't matter 'cause my friends call me a bruiser And I get chicks Too many chicks want me 'Cause I'm not funny Honey A big oaf-why dummy And I get drunk Too many drinks want me Yo, get out get out The way of the money man Ladies know I'm dope so consider me contraband Fellas are just jealous 'cause they're ponies and I'm a mustang Don't try to hang 'cause I'm out with a big bang Get get down All the ladies want to be with me Get get down All the fellas compete with me Get get down And I know that I'm trippin' But I really don't care 'cause this is how I'm livin' All the ladies all the ladies want to know me They ignore me Intimidated by me All the fellas all the fellas want to be me They ignore me Intimidated by me Intimidated by me Well, who needs them anyway? 'cause I'm money 'cause I'm a user A schmoozer A big dollar loser But that don't matter 'cause I drive a land cruiser And I get chicks Too many chicks want me 'cause I'm not funny Honey A big oaf-why dummy But that don't matter 'cause I know I play with money And I get drunk Too many drinks want me (Slow down) I got a time bomb tick, tick, tickin' Just like Anthrax Boys want to battle so I got me a battle axe Climax, your girl screams my name when you have sex I should charge a sales tax Get get down All the ladies want to get with me Get get down All the fellas compete with me Get get down and I know that I'm trippin' But that don't matter 'cause this is how I'm stickin' All the ladies all the ladies want to know me They ignore me Intimidated by me All the fellas all the fellas want to be me They ignore Intimidated by me Intimidated by me Everybody look at me I'm pimp-ass money I know you wish to get with this tonight Everybody look at me Flier than Mr. T I know you wish to get with this tonight Well, who needs them anyway? Well, who needs them anyway? 'cause I'm money 'cause I'm money 'cause I'm money 'cause I'm money