Freakshow

I saw the abominable snowman at the fair Carnie says he's from Nepal Take a look if you dare Scabs, on his clubbed feet Smell of fish and chips in the air Alone in his trailer, people come to pay and stare For a couple dollars You can see the freaks at the fair Stand and laugh Or you can just stare 'Thank god my kids don't look like that!' Freakshow at the fair Freakshow at the fair Lobster boy, found half-way round the world Modern science, keeps alive A beautiful headless girl Siamese twins Or child in fins Makes you cry Doo-doo'doo..do [See her] turn into an ape before your eyes For a couple dollars You can see the freaks at the fair Stand and laugh Or you can just stare 'Thank god my kids don't look like that!' Freakshow at the fair Freakshow at the fair Where have all the freaks gone We don't see them at the fair Have doctors found a cure, Are they all locked up somewhere' I saw the abominable snowman at the fair Connie says he's from Nepal Take a look if you dare Freakshow at the fair Freakshow at the fair Freakshow at the fair