Missionary Man

Well, I was born an original sinner I was born from original sin And if I had a dollar bill for all the things I've done There'd be a mountain of money piled up to my chin My mother told me good, my mother told me strong She said, "Be true to yourself and you can't go wrong But there's just one thing that you must understand You can fool with your brother but don't mess with a missionary man" Don't mess with a missionary man Don't mess with a missionary man Well, the missionary man, he's got God in his side He's got the saints and apostles backin' up from behind Black eyed looks from those Bible books He's a man with a mission, got a serious mind There was a woman in the jungle and a monkey on a tree The missionary man he was followin' me He said, "Stop, what you're doing, get down upon your knees I've a message for you that you better believe" Don't mess with a missionary man Don't mess with a missionary man Well, I was born an original sinner I was born from original sin And if I had a dollar bill for all the things I've done There'd be a mountain of money You can fool with your brother Don't mess with the missionary man Missionary man Following me