Folding Money

When I was just a boy my granddaddy Took me to town one afternoon He drove an LTD, wore a big white Stetson And two tone cowboy boots He said, "Son here it goes', and he handed me a twenty Just to see the look on my face He said, 'don't tell your mama nothing about it Don't spend it all in one place' You see it takes folding money to get the deal done Folding money to have a little fun Folding money to pay a few bills Eat a steak dinner and cure a couple ills Folding money, you need a little stash Greenback dollars and cold hard cash Save it for a rainy day or go away a little bit, son It takes folding money to get the deal done Now ever since the day I learned to earn a dollar I've been taking his advice to heart 'Cause when a man finds the courage to keep his cash Some romance is bound to start Now romance is just like money You can always get more if you've got it And let me tell you friends, I'm a lot more Handsome with a see note in my pocket You see it takes folding money to get the deal done Folding money to have a little fun Folding money to pay a few bills To take a girl dancing and cure a couple ills Folding money, you need a little stash Greenback dollars and cold hard cash Save it for a rainy day or go away a little bit, son It takes folding money It's a pain in the back, it's a cold hard fact Gets to everybody sooner or later You can give it to a charity and in some disparity Stock up your refrigerator [Incomprehensible], it'll kill you if you let it You can blow it with nothing to show It will make your wallet fatter but the truth Of the matter's can't take it with you when you go Better spend a little Folding money to get the deal done Folding money to have a little fun Folding money to pay a few bills Spread a little 'round and cure a couple ills Folding money, you need a little stash Greenback dollars and cold hard cash Save it for a rainy day or go away a little bit, son It takes folding money to get the deal done Folding money Folding money