Song parody of
Car Crash
by Jaya the Cat
Here's where you get creative! Use our cool song parody creator to make a totally new musical idea and lyrics for the Car Crash song by Jaya the Cat.
Simply click on any word to get rhyming words suggestion to use instead of the original ones. You may also remove or alter entire lines if needed — when you're done save your work and share it with our community — have fun!
What ever happened to protect and serve
'Cause if you get in their way you get burned
And if your looking for justice don't bother
'Cause in the eyes of the court your just another fuckin problem
Produce an eye witness, and their just gonna contest that its a conflict of interest
Either way you walk out empty handed
There ain't no free rides in the land of the stranded
You get no love from the system when your poor
They just keep takin' what they want and keep comin back for more
Bad luck why fuck is it coming after me?
Car crash in the middle of the street
Bad luck what the fuck are you gonna say?
When there's four fucking cops all up in your face
What ever happened to and justice for all?
Man that ain't nothing but a joke now
Clotheslined by the long arm of the law
By some asshole in a black robe thinking that he's god
And if you try to present a defense
He'll just laugh and charge you with contempt
System set up to further the rich
It ain't justice, it's just big business
And if you want to get ahead man I hope you got connections
'Cause a poor man don't get far in the Babylon system
What ever happened to protect and serve
'Cause if you get in their way you get burned
And if your looking for justice don't bother
'Cause in the eyes of the court your just another fuckin problem
Produce an eye witness, and their just gonna contest that its a conflict of interest
Either way you walk out empty handed
There ain't no free rides in the land of the stranded
You get no love from the system when your poor
They just keep takin' what they want and keep comin back for more
Bad luck why fuck is it coming after me?
Car crash in the middle of the street
Bad luck what the fuck are you gonna say?
When there's four fucking cops all up in your face
What ever happened to and justice for all?
Man that ain't nothing but a joke now
Clotheslined by the long arm of the law
By some asshole in a black robe thinking that he's god
And if you try to present a defense
He'll just laugh and charge you with contempt
System set up to further the rich
It ain't justice, it's just big business
And if you want to get ahead man I hope you got connections
'Cause a poor man don't get far in the Babylon system
