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Shorty Was da Bomb
by DMX
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Thursday, June 28, 2:02 A.M
â??I just called you, you said that you were on your way
but there's just one problem... I'm all the
way to fucking Rochester, New York. Wrong. Ho.â??
Doggs gone be doggs don't fuck wit a dogg
if you can't take care of a dogg you know whut i say
take it easy, lady, you know give me a motherfuckin break, will ya?
shorty was da bomb brown skin honey with the dough
found out she was a lil' ho but still yo
pushed up shorty had that ass like BLAOW!!!!
had me schemin and how! How can i get that now?
was like Girlfriend, let me drop a bug in you're ear
she didn't mind 'cause i told her whut she wanted to hear
was like â??Yeah!â?? she knew she was how it was goin down
she said, â??Page me, code zero, 'cause i know you get around!â??
Didn't even have a man, but even if she did then
'cause my game is tight like i stop to cap on a nigga head
i said, woke up, like, 9, or sumthin
don't act like when i say that ass is mine, i'm frontin!
Uhhh that night she let me get that, hit that
ripped that, bounced off the walls and flipped that
But only one thing went wrong
the rubber bust but i didn't fuss 'cause dogg!!!!
shorty was da bomb!
[chorus]
Shortyyyy.... UHHHH!! we only did it full that night
and man the pussy was good
but shorty's fuckin up my life (fuckin up my life)
Shortyyyy.... UHHHH!! we only did it full that night
but man that pussy was good
but shorty's fuckin up my life.... c'mon, ma! gimme a break!
a few days later, i hit her up just to be real
I like, â??Whuttup, Boo, how you been, how you feel?â??
She said, â??Aiight, but my friend's kinda late
Today's the thirteenth, it shoulda been here on the eighthâ??
I'm like, â??For real? Well stress a pill
You better 'cause i can't afford another lil' one.â??
She said, â??Neither can Iâ?? I said, â??Cool
'cause i got mad shit to do and you still in school
so at least we got the same thing in mind.â??
If didn't have this kid, then everything woulda been fine
BUT i was blind! for the fact that she was settin me up for the kill
damn! why wasn't she on The Pill?!
And i still check up on her, like, once a week
sometimes i hit it, sometimes i didn't
but Shorty was a frea, and whenever i would speak
on the baby, she'd be like:
"I ain't havin this kid, is you crazy?!!"
Shortyyyy.... UHHHH!! we only did it full that night
(listen man, only one muthafuckin night!)
And man the pussy was good (i ain't gone front it was good as a muthafucka)
But Shorty's fuckin up my life (man, this bitch is a fuckin headache!)
Shortyyyy.... UHHHH!! we only did it full that night (one muthafuckin night,
it was nuthin but
trouble)
But Man the pussy was good (The pussy!! Man, let me tell ya....)
But Shorty's fuckin up my life (dogg, man, this bitch....!)
C'mon Ma, gimme a break!!
By now wasn't lookin too good
'cause she wasn't doin things that she told me she would
like gettin the price checked out for whut we had to do
and it goes up in the arguements after two
and a half, man i had to laugh at her frustrations
now she's four months ready to hit the bus station
if i was still in that shit wit her made me rob her
told her friends, â??DMX is my baby's father!â??
Lil' stomache was showin' so now the heat is on
well maybe we'll see the light if i start to treat her wrong
i guess she thought that if she keeped the baby, she would keep me
got the game on high level, gettin sneaky
had the kid she said it was premature
found out she was six months when she said she was four
so i left her with the pressure on the next man's arm
she'll be aiight 'cause shorty was da bomb!
Shortyyyy.... UHHHH!! we only did it full that night
(man one muthafuckin night? Get real!)
and man the pussy was good (the pussy it ate the dick up like THAT!)
but shorty's fuckin up my life (This bitch won't quit CALLIN'!!!!)
Shorty..... UHHHH!! (she was kinda cute though) we only did it full that night
(it only takes one night, man, hehehehe)
but man that pussy was good (Mmm Mmmm Mmm!!!!)
But Shorty's fuckin up my life C'mon, Ma! Gimme a break!!
Thursday, June 28, 2:02 A.M
â??I just called you, you said that you were on your way
but there's just one problem... I'm all the
way to fucking Rochester, New York. Wrong. Ho.â??
Doggs gone be doggs don't fuck wit a dogg
if you can't take care of a dogg you know whut i say
take it easy, lady, you know give me a motherfuckin break, will ya?
shorty was da bomb brown skin honey with the dough
found out she was a lil' ho but still yo
pushed up shorty had that ass like BLAOW!!!!
had me schemin and how! How can i get that now?
was like Girlfriend, let me drop a bug in you're ear
she didn't mind 'cause i told her whut she wanted to hear
was like â??Yeah!â?? she knew she was how it was goin down
she said, â??Page me, code zero, 'cause i know you get around!â??
Didn't even have a man, but even if she did then
'cause my game is tight like i stop to cap on a nigga head
i said, woke up, like, 9, or sumthin
don't act like when i say that ass is mine, i'm frontin!
Uhhh that night she let me get that, hit that
ripped that, bounced off the walls and flipped that
But only one thing went wrong
the rubber bust but i didn't fuss 'cause dogg!!!!
shorty was da bomb!
[chorus]
Shortyyyy.... UHHHH!! we only did it full that night
and man the pussy was good
but shorty's fuckin up my life (fuckin up my life)
Shortyyyy.... UHHHH!! we only did it full that night
but man that pussy was good
but shorty's fuckin up my life.... c'mon, ma! gimme a break!
a few days later, i hit her up just to be real
I like, â??Whuttup, Boo, how you been, how you feel?â??
She said, â??Aiight, but my friend's kinda late
Today's the thirteenth, it shoulda been here on the eighthâ??
I'm like, â??For real? Well stress a pill
You better 'cause i can't afford another lil' one.â??
She said, â??Neither can Iâ?? I said, â??Cool
'cause i got mad shit to do and you still in school
so at least we got the same thing in mind.â??
If didn't have this kid, then everything woulda been fine
BUT i was blind! for the fact that she was settin me up for the kill
damn! why wasn't she on The Pill?!
And i still check up on her, like, once a week
sometimes i hit it, sometimes i didn't
but Shorty was a frea, and whenever i would speak
on the baby, she'd be like:
"I ain't havin this kid, is you crazy?!!"
Shortyyyy.... UHHHH!! we only did it full that night
(listen man, only one muthafuckin night!)
And man the pussy was good (i ain't gone front it was good as a muthafucka)
But Shorty's fuckin up my life (man, this bitch is a fuckin headache!)
Shortyyyy.... UHHHH!! we only did it full that night (one muthafuckin night,
it was nuthin but
trouble)
But Man the pussy was good (The pussy!! Man, let me tell ya....)
But Shorty's fuckin up my life (dogg, man, this bitch....!)
C'mon Ma, gimme a break!!
By now wasn't lookin too good
'cause she wasn't doin things that she told me she would
like gettin the price checked out for whut we had to do
and it goes up in the arguements after two
and a half, man i had to laugh at her frustrations
now she's four months ready to hit the bus station
if i was still in that shit wit her made me rob her
told her friends, â??DMX is my baby's father!â??
Lil' stomache was showin' so now the heat is on
well maybe we'll see the light if i start to treat her wrong
i guess she thought that if she keeped the baby, she would keep me
got the game on high level, gettin sneaky
had the kid she said it was premature
found out she was six months when she said she was four
so i left her with the pressure on the next man's arm
she'll be aiight 'cause shorty was da bomb!
Shortyyyy.... UHHHH!! we only did it full that night
(man one muthafuckin night? Get real!)
and man the pussy was good (the pussy it ate the dick up like THAT!)
but shorty's fuckin up my life (This bitch won't quit CALLIN'!!!!)
Shorty..... UHHHH!! (she was kinda cute though) we only did it full that night
(it only takes one night, man, hehehehe)
but man that pussy was good (Mmm Mmmm Mmm!!!!)
But Shorty's fuckin up my life C'mon, Ma! Gimme a break!!
