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Have-A-Go Merchant

by Morrissey

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Have a go When the pubs all close And have a go when they open Then have a go by the traffic lights Cut up or shut up, you're alright ! And as always I'm here right behind you And as always there's time, so have another go Oh... A small baby girl cradled in your arms Your one big contribution We'll never know We'll never know We'll never know We'll never know Ah, yes Ah, yes Oh... Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha Ah, ah, ha ha A small girl runs crying, through the park So freely her daddy berates her Right now, so for the rest of her life She is convinced that her daddy hates her Oh... Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha Oh, oh, ha ha Oh... Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha Oh, oh, ha ha Oh... Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha Oh, oh, ha ha Oh... Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha Oh, oh, ha ha Oh... Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha Oh, oh, ha ha Oh... Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha Oh, oh, ha ha

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