Did You Steal My Money

I wake up on broken glass I wake up on broken glass But you left your number But you left your number All the members of the cast All the members of the cast Reckon I was lumbered Reckon I was lumbered Did you steal it Did you steal it Did you screw me Did you screw me Did you peel it Did you peel it Did you do me Did you do me Are you out there Mr no-one Are you out there Mr no-one Is my investment growing Is my investment growing Sorry that I got so drunk Sorry that I got so drunk But I wrote you a poem But I wrote you a poem Did you search me Did you search me Did you turn me over Did you turn me over While I cold turkeyed While I cold turkeyed On the sofa On the sofa Did you steal my money Did you steal my money How can we forgive a grievance How can we forgive a grievance Now that we all live with demons Now that we all live with demons Did you know that poor old veteran Did you know that poor old veteran That you kicked out of his bed That you kicked out of his bed Says that he cannot forget you Says that he cannot forget you But he does not wish you dead But he does not wish you dead Leave his gold watch in reception Leave his gold watch in reception He will keep the sixteen stitches in his head He will keep the sixteen stitches in his head Did you steal his money Did you steal his money Did you pinch my trainer football Did you pinch my trainer football Say if you half inched it Say if you half inched it Thought I heard a female foot fall Thought I heard a female foot fall While I washed my kitchen While I washed my kitchen Did you use me Did you use me Why'd I trust you Why'd I trust you Why'd you abuse me Why'd you abuse me I won't bust you I won't bust you Did you steal my lorry Did you steal my lorry It fell right off my lorry It fell right off my lorry Did you pinch my brasso Did you pinch my brasso Nick my belt you asshole Nick my belt you asshole