Don't Do Drugs

"So y'all don't do no drugs?" "No, no, no we don't want any drugs thanks" "No drugs?" "No, no, no, no thanks" "c'mon man, you don't do no drugs?" "I'm so, so, so, so high" Come on, yeah "I'm so, so, so, so high" Come on, yeah, one time "I'm so, so, so, so high" [Jemini] They call me mister hustler See me around the way Everyday the smoke juggler The coke bubbler You know I get you high if you gimme your dough I'm only trying to get you to put your nose three feet deep in the snow Get a whiff of this, real good green weed without any seeds Get a sniff of this Vitamin see-O-K-E Take a puff of this opium that'll leave your mind blown Grown from Colombian seeds, come on! [Chorus] So what about smoke? I got it! Coke? I got it! What about ex? I got it! What about dope? I got it! Whitney's chillin', Bobby's chillin' Let's get high 'cause we love the feeling "So if you take my advice you will try one" We got red ones, green ones, blue ones, white ones "So if you take my advice you will try one" And if you take my advice and try 'em you might like 'em [Jemini] But don't you think that you should be cautioning People not to buy this There's no way that you should be endorsing For people to try this Especially me, I'm just a petty larcen The godson of a mob son Who moonlights doing arsons for the boss, son Check it out The first one is always free Strong enough to make you come back (mmm) Possibly strung out, enough to run back [Chorus] So what about smoke? I got it! Dope? I got it! Ex? I got it! Coke? I got it! Marion's chillin', Clint is chillin' Let's get high 'cause we love the feeling "So if you take my advice you will try one" We got red ones, green ones, blue ones, white ones "So if you take my advice you will try one" And if you take my advice and try 'em you might like 'em [Jemini] Ain't you that person to be At the university Studying heavily and Partying hardily You need to ease your mind Put your feet up and recline Um, give me a nick, and I'ma sell you a dime Puff, puff pass I got big bags of grass to sell You can enhance the strength and smell if you can sprinkle it with hash [Chorus] So what about smoke? I got it! Coke? I got it! What about ex? I got it! What about dope? I got it! Darryl's chillin', Elsie's chillin' Let's get high 'cause we love the feeling "So if you take my advice you will try one" We got red ones, green ones, blue ones, white ones "So if you take my advice you will try one" And if you take my advice and try 'em you might like 'em