Good Day, Good Sir

Ah, such sweet sound The Fiddler on the Fuckin' Roof Is that Mr. Bentley Fonzworth? Indeed it is Sir Good day, good sir How do you do? Look fine Fantastically well I am certainly not fine by far But you could say I'm close to spectacular Close to spectacular? How so? Open your eyes Spectacular's right in front of you Whatever you say, you're spectacular No I'm fantastically well Come on man make up your mind A minute ago you said you were fine No I said I'm close to spectacular But I'm meeting fine in a minute Close to spectacular? You said you were fantastically well Exactly Exactly?? Which one are you? Close to spectacular or Fantastically well? I am certainly and without a doubt Fantastically well and was close to Spectacular but I must say good sir You just pissed spectacular off And don't even mention exactly But here comes fine right now Oh Lord, she is fine Gentlemen Behold A lady