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Don't Crush It [Hakan Lidbo Radio Edit]

by Kool Keith

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Yeah girl I've been checkin' out Big Willie Keith He been trickin' a lot of bills on me Mmm hmm! I think I'm a show him somethin' tonight A lap dance I would say Yeah that's what I'm a do Yeah... [Kool Keith] I'm like a freak from Hunts Point the bronze and the gold Wear my drawers in tight mode naked with no coat Walkin' around I see you'se about to lose her That honey with white boots and hair like Medusa Brown-skin fine, I drink her body like wine And throw the wax on it, and watch two cheeks shine I drunk a forty, I'm up in here feelin' naughty I like the go-go girl, go 'head work it shorty I got no time to trick, on the average girl I'm in paradise, caught up, in the booty world And for you regular honies, tryin' to play fly I ain't no Chemical no Bank in your human eye I like my spot, everybody's butt naked Pump with G-strings, watchin' hot momma shake it I got my beer, viewin' from the back rear Yo brother man, pass it right over here I got to ease off the stress, like a eight to five Keepin' it real vexed, them panties want to get live Change the pace up, yo Jimmy turn the bass up Yeah yeah yeah [Chorus: x2] Yo baby (what's up?) Don't crush it when you sit upon it (Yo baby) what's up? (Don't rush it when I sit upon it) [Kool Keith] I see you scopin' me, the fourth time you cut your eye Left the brother to catch wreck, then tell the man goodbye I'm next on the menu, runnin' up and in you With seven rubbers on me, don't try to discontinue We got's to bump and grind, crank up the R. Kelly Delicious kickin', no leather like I'm Fonzarelli I order two drinks to think, while you show me pink Summer Eve breeze and WOO when it don't stink I'm in the mix, like Funky-master Flex I'm shootin' gizm, then after you can pick up next I watch you shake it, like palm trees in California Now you a lady, mature and I'm rubbin' on ya I got my Phantom mask, I'm on the dolo I slipped in my Tipton, bonin' sweetie look like Yo-Yo She had a good time, knees bent in the chair She said, "Get wild - I like it when you pull my hair" I gave her cream, and rubbed it on her black boots I see a packed house in different color body suits I'm in the front row, chillin' on the down low Checkin' her dogstyle, she's ?? I'm from the back kid, smooth with tons of grease Denver and Texas, and Cali on back to East She hittin' switches, and watch she make it low ride Zoot, zoot, zzzzzzzt [Chorus: x1.5] [Kool Keith] It's three o'clock, the morning shift's about to come Watchin' Goldie lap dance, that grey hiney ain't no slum I gets my workout, my slickest hand from every angle She's on the job right, cutie pie sippin' Tango I gotta peel for real, a hundred dollar bill I'm comin' straight up, and not for a breakfast meal This ain't no Burger King, this ain't no White Castle Not like some ugly girls in Bentley's tryin' to give a hassle I like the slot machine, bustin' nuts mean Slippery wet lubrication like Valvoline I'm pullin' nylon, yo dead up G, to the side Feelin' soft flesh, I'm hard, I'm a let her ride Jump up and down, get live like House of Pain Leavin' em so wet, the silk with a tan stain I reach a climax, she's happy with her orgasms Go on girl! [Chorus: x2]

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