I Wish I Was a Girl

I wish i was a girl so i would see more tits I wish I could jack by dipping in a pit I only have a dick that's quite hairy My ass is too, that's kinda scary "I wish I was a girl" "I wish I was a girl" I don't care about the blood, I don't care about the pain Cause being a girl's the only thing that's on my brain Being a guy can be really boring And cross-dressing just isn't my thing [Chorus] Some people think I might be gay But I don't swing the other way I just want to be a girl so damn much To feel my clit as it gets But if I was a girl I couldn't drive no more Cause I couldn't tell the difference between the clutch and the door I'd get mood swings and I'd have to shave my pits But I wouldn't really care 'cause I would have massive tits I wouldn't have to put up with erections all the time I'd get a better job when performing 69 Cause being a girl would be so cool Cause when you cum you don't leave a pool [Chorus: x2] Mother! [Repeat: x11] Why wasn't I a girl Why!!! [Chorus: x3]