Song parody of
Locking Doors
by Chris Thile
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Locking doors
Spotless pores
Finding comfort in a total bore
The number four
Genealogical lore
Nothing feels good unless I've felt it before
The neighbors gay
He shouldn't be that way
I'm gonna treat him like a person
But not today
When I'm old and grey
And he's dying of AIDS
I'm gonna stop by his bed to remind him to pray
Melvin is locking doors
He makes everything a chore
And he don't really care no more
Melvin is locking doors
Nervous when my little woman friend makes me kinda wanna be a man again
Don't wanna bend
Better to offend
But I'll get pissed when she looks at other men
Melvin is locking doors
He makes everything a chore
And he don't really care no more
Melvin is locking doors
Locking doors
Salting sores
When one wimp winces we'll win this war
Show me some gore
Man I'm so hardcore
But it doesn't feel good unless I've felt it before
Nothing feels good unless I've felt it before
Locking doors
Spotless pores
Finding comfort in a total bore
The number four
Genealogical lore
Nothing feels good unless I've felt it before
The neighbors gay
He shouldn't be that way
I'm gonna treat him like a person
But not today
When I'm old and grey
And he's dying of AIDS
I'm gonna stop by his bed to remind him to pray
Melvin is locking doors
He makes everything a chore
And he don't really care no more
Melvin is locking doors
Nervous when my little woman friend makes me kinda wanna be a man again
Don't wanna bend
Better to offend
But I'll get pissed when she looks at other men
Melvin is locking doors
He makes everything a chore
And he don't really care no more
Melvin is locking doors
Locking doors
Salting sores
When one wimp winces we'll win this war
Show me some gore
Man I'm so hardcore
But it doesn't feel good unless I've felt it before
Nothing feels good unless I've felt it before
