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Beautiful Horses

by The Blood Brothers

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Ride! Ride! Ride! Ride! Ride! Ride! Ride the crippled horse Ride the broken mare Ride the jaundice buck Ride the dead Pegasus You're so fucked up, you're a fucking mess Ride the nauseous horse Ride the broken mare Ride the bony nag Ride the tattered pony You're so fucked up, you're a fucking mess Manes in your mouth, hooves on your chest From the country club, girl To the crypt now, girl Saddle up now, girl Climb into the television Stick your horrible nose into every sitcom Into the vile game show host's Cockpit mouth and down his throat (C'mon pony, demand your rights) Jump over jungles cooking in napalm (C'mon pony, demand your rights) Leap over nations shaved by carpet bombs Into the burning treasury and set the heart attack children free C'mon pony, demand your rights! C'mon pony, demand your rights! Prance into the halls of Congress, vomit into the speakers lap Gallop into your romance novels, dance atop heavy pectorals Ride! Ride! You're so fucked up, you're a fucking mess Trash can saddle Ride in the show pony parade And collapse And come in fucking last

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