Song parody of
Happy Holidays, You Bastard
by blink-182
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It's Christmas Eve
And I've only wrapped two fucking presents
It's Christmas Eve
And I've only wrapped two fucking presents
And I hate hate hate your guts
I hate hate hate your guts
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your Dad'll suck me off I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mum will touch my cock, I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock, I'll never talk to you again, I'll never talk to you again
It's Labor day and my grampa just ate seven fucking hot dogs
Labor day and my grampa just ate seven fucking hot dogs
And he shit shit shit his pants
He's always fucking shit his pants
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your Dad'll suck me off I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mum will touch my cock, I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock, I'll never talk to you again, I'll never talk to you again
It's Christmas Eve
And I've only wrapped two fucking presents
It's Christmas Eve
And I've only wrapped two fucking presents
And I hate hate hate your guts
I hate hate hate your guts
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your Dad'll suck me off I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mum will touch my cock, I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock, I'll never talk to you again, I'll never talk to you again
It's Labor day and my grampa just ate seven fucking hot dogs
Labor day and my grampa just ate seven fucking hot dogs
And he shit shit shit his pants
He's always fucking shit his pants
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your Dad'll suck me off I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mum will touch my cock, I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock, I'll never talk to you again, I'll never talk to you again
