Texas

Me and my friends went to Dixieland, We drove a big RV With a cabinet full of mushrooms And a cooler full of beer It was springtime in the mountains When we headed out of town The peaks were white, the sky was blue And the sun was beatin down We were rolling down the highway Just having a little fun You sure can drink a lot of beer Underneath that Texas sun So, I pulled into a liquor store That's where the trouble all began Cause I ran into their awning And had a run-in with the man [Chorus:] Get me out of this small time Texas town Cause I don't want to be stuck in jail When the sun goes down You can't bust me, cause you don't know what you found. Well I tried to talk to the girl inside I even offered her some cash But she wouldn't listen she was callin the cops Because her gutter had been smashed Next thing I knew when I walked outside There were police all around Askin who was the driver of the vehicle? Can I see your license Whatca doin in our town? [Chorus] We were sitting on the steps of the liquor store Trying not to look too scared The cops were searching the RV and I was Thinking sometimes life just isn't fair They opened up that cabinet And they found our little stash But they didn't know what it was and let us go Minus eighty bucks in cash. [Chorus]