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It's Five O'Clock Somewhere

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That sun is hot and that old clock is moving slow And so am I The workday passes like molasses in wintertime But it's July I'm getting paid by the hour and older by the minute My boss just pushed me over the limit I'd love to call him something, but I think I'll just call it a day Pour me something tall and strong Make it a hurricane before I go insane It's only half past twelve but I don't care It's five o'clock somewhere Well this lunchbreak is gonna take all afternoon And half the night Tomorrow morning I know there'll be hell to pay Hey, but that's alright I ain't had a day off now in over a year My Jamaican vacation's gonna start right here If the phone is for me you can tell 'em I just sailed away Pour me something tall and strong Make it a hurricane before I go insane It's only half past twelve but I don't care It's five o'clock somewhere I could pay off my tab, pour myself in a cab And be back to work before two But at a moment like this I can't help but wonder What would Jimmy Buffett do He'd say pour me something tall and strong Make it a hurricane before I go insane It's only half past twelve but I don't care It's five o'clock somewhere

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