The Adventures of Super Rhymes

Rhymes faster than a speeding bullet Has more rhymes than a train has tracks Able to leap sucker MC's in a single rhyme Look, at the jam, on the mike (It's a bird!) (It's a plane!) No I'm Su...Su...Super Rhymes (Rhymes) (Rhymes) (Rhymes)... It's the new thing, makes you want to swing While us MC's rap, doin' our thing It's not singin', like it used to be No, it's rappin' to the rhythm of the sure shot beat It goes one for the money, two for the show You got my beat, now here I go You see, this DJ, he gets down Mixing records while they go round With the hiddip, the hop, ya just don't stop You rock to the beat till it makes you drop Yes, I'm one of a kind, I'm Super Rhymes And I'd like to say hello And since I'm on the mic and I'm ready to rock This is how it goes Yes, I rock so good, I rock so well I ring-ding-ding-ding-ding-a-dang Baby, I'll ring your bell Yes, I'm Super Rhymes, I'm 22 I'm gonna be 100 before I'm through Because no, I didn't come from the planet Earth Planet Rhymeon is my place of birth From the day I came out my mother's womb I found myself in the operating room Then the doctor spanked me on my behind I didn't cry, the kid started to rhyme My mother said, "Son, that's the way it should be Your name is Super Rhymes, you'll be an MC" So then my father put me on a meteorite Sent me to Earth to rock the mike I got to Earth and started layin' it down At the jam, on the mike, I could be found While I was at the jam this one time Rockin' to the beat, said I'm feelin' fine Just freakin' out on a freak's behind I looked in the face of Frankenstein I said, "No, no, she's not mine" Because my woman is fine as wine And she goes by the name of Louis Line But she didn't come here with me this time I'm feeling real sad, but not that bad I'ma have to run away from this crowdad I ran to the deejay to rock the mike He said, "Super Rhymes, take it, do what you like" So I rocked the party viciously This guy I didn't know, walked up to me But the closer he got, the more I could tell It was the man they call Howard Cosell The guy you'd see on KBC While Joe Frazier boxed Muhammad Ali He said, "Excuse me, sir, are you Super Rhymes? The one with the fine woman Louis Line?" I said, "I am, will I be on TV? Like to float like a butterfly stingin' Ali He said, "Yes, my man, if you show me you can I was told you had the masterplan" So I rocked the mike for Howard Cosell To show America how I rocked so well And while I rocked the mike, this is what I said About Dracula, the living dead He didn't like blood, not this vampire The disco beat was his desire Transylvania's where he made home Until one day he decided to roam And then out of the crib he did crawl Count Dracula is what he's called He said, "The sun's gone down, and now it's night I'm goin' to spread my wings and take a serious flight I turned into a bat, I flew away I said at the disco is where I gotta stay Because back home, there was nothing like this In Transylvania this is what I'd miss They just bite necks and suck blood all day But I know there had to be a better way I parked my car, sun set, "Vampires, I am leaving" So I turned into a bat and cut out that evening The first disco I hit was 54 They didn't even want to let me in the door I said, "Listen, my man, I am a real cool guy I can turn into a bat, I can even fly" He said, "Dracula, you can do all of that Then come on in and catch a neat freak attack" So I went inside and I started to dance And had all the ladies waitin' for their chance They said, "Isn't he cool with his widow's peak" And the strange way he does the Freak He said, "Where I come from it's not called the 'Freak' It's the Transylvanian Boogie, seven days a week" I didn't get to dance with them all that night Cause at the break of dawn I saw sunlight I said, "I'm sorry to say I cannot stay" Cause us vampires must be in before it turns day But don't forget, I'll be back I like it when I catch a neat freak attack And since you heard my story, it's time I be leaving In Transylvania we say "good evening" Mr. Cosell said, "Damn, that's good You'll be on TV in every neighborhood" He said, "Super Rhymes, you're a real MC We must put you on KBC" I said, "I'll dress to impress, won't claim I'm best I'll come a little better than all the rest" Because I never come with any less Than all the rhymes that will pass the test Because I'm cool as ice, I'm twice as nice I never had an off-day in my life You see, I take all your money, bust out your wife Make you dance to my beat all your life Cause when I get in my stuff and I start to rhyme The sucker MC's hide every time Because my voice is baritone And I really don't need no microphone But I use one anyway To make sure the ladies hear what I say And from here to there they hear my voice The ladies hear me, I am their choice Because my hair's more wavy than there's ships in the Navy And they use a boat to stay afloat To put hickeys all over my throat Because I am so coooool... Because I'm cool as snow, I'm like savoir-faire I'm the man you can't find anywhere Because I'm cooler than cold, I'm hotter than heat I rock to the rhythm of the funky beat Because I got what it takes To make everybody want to break You see I gotta what it take I take it, make you want to break Breaker 1 (breaker 1) breaker 2 (breaker 2) I say this is what I want to say to all of you Go and telephone, or tell a friend The man known as Super Rhymes is back again And all you fly guys, I tell you this I take your fly girls with one kiss Because I take the fly girls, put em in check I got my love potion all around they neck They've heard my voice and they know my name They know within me there burns a flame That I'm MC man, headed straight for fame I got a Coupe DeVille, diamond rings I even got fur coats and gold plate things Cause I'm the man of the hour, too sweet to be sour The ladies know I'm the man with the power And now that you know a little more about me This is how I rocked KBC You see, deep in the desert, the city Bagdhad Aladdin was the boy, a magic lamp he had Aladdin was to rub it and soon find out That the lamp had magic and a genie, no doubt He rubbed the lamp, a genie appeared But you really couldn't see him till the green smoke cleared Well, the smoke was gone, and there he stood The tallest damn cat in the neighborhood He said, "Where I come from I committed a crime For every little thing you must serve time But if my lamp was rubbed I'd be set free But otherwise within the lamp I stay eternally And Aladdin, I say thanks to you You rubbed my lamp, now my sentence is through And Aladdin, your wish is my command I'm sorry, but you only get three, my man" He said, "Genie, my first wish would be To go to the year 1980" "Hocus pocus," said the genie, "I'll do that" Aladdin looked around, saw where he was at He said, "Damn, things aren't the same I wonder if Aladdin is still my name But it's nice to be in '80 And I gotta say thanks to you, genie" He said, "There's nothin' to it, I used to do it just about everyday Until I went to court, I got put in the lamp and the judge to take the spell away But then you came along, made right my wrong You rubbed my lamp and you set me free" He said, "You used one wish, and you got two left Aladdin, tell me what's it gonna be?" He said, "Genie, in this society You must have the green stuff called money" So "hocus pocus" said the genie, "here's a million bucks You take it all with you, here's an armored truck" "Thanks," said Aladdin, "Genie, you're a real champ But for a little while get back in your lamp" The genie said, "Aladdin, yes, I'll do that But you got another wish, now I'll be back" So with a puff and smoke the genie was gone Aladdin said, "A new millionaire is born" Well, with all that money he ma