Zomby Woof

Three hunderd years ago Thought I might get some sleep Stretched myself out onna antique bed An' my spirit did a midnight creep You know I'll never sleep no more To me it seem that is just ain't wise Didja ever wake up in the mornin' With a zomby woof behind your eyes I am the zomby woof I'm the creature all the ladies been Talkin' about I am the zomby woof They all seek for shelter when I come chargin' out Here I'm is, the zomby woof Tellin' you all the zomby troof Here I'm is... Reety-awrighty, he da zomby woof Reety-awrighty, he da zomby woof They said aw-reety An' they was aw-righty An' I was a zomby for you, little lady... I got a great big pointed fang Which is my zomby toof My right foot is bigger than my other one is Like a reg'lar zomby hoof If I raid your dormitorium Don't try to remain aloof... I might snatch you up screamin' through the window all nekkid An' do it to you on the roof, Don't mess with the zomby woof I am about as evil as a boogie man can be! Tellin' you all the zomby troof Here I'm is, the zomby woof Tellin' you all the zomby troof Here I'm is, the zomby woof