War Of The Fat Italians 2022 Rap Battle

Judge Kirby: Hmmm... I think to break this stalemate... It's time... [Pulls out speaker] Time for the closing statement to decide the victor. Poyo. Lawyer Kong: But--but wait!! Mario: *Mario "Crown Me!" noise* You heard the puffball! [Le Boing to the stand] SMG4: That's right. It's time to break it down for you! [Rap Battle Begins!] Meggy: Alright! Let's do this! Here's my case! You claim my clients are a vicious race Your Honor, you'll find they're not so insidious But just a group of lovable idiots! Lawyer Kong: HOLD IT! Don't give me your lecture Your argument here is pure conjecture The defendants are vile and no doubt insane They're small leeches who'll bring a world of pain SMG4: No, that's wrong! We fulfill dreams! We bring a smile with the magic of memes It's all about love with our wholesome show Where you can be assaulted by the Teletubby Po! Mario: OK, sometimes we break the law But that's an insignificant little flaw Our mission is to laugh, enjoy, and inspire Just ignore the things that we set on fire Lawyer Kong: Heh, this is the end, it seems Cause your team's flimsy schemes are through Your antics are too extreme! Meggy: OBJECTION! Violence Separation Non-negotiation Is this segregation Peace for our nation? SMG4: You guys bring peace? Don't give me that crock Sure, you can talk the talk But can you walk the walk? Mario: Our only crimes? We saved the Earth A buncha times Meggy: From Eldritch Incantations Greedy Expectations Hate, Love and Rejection OBJECTION! Lawyer Kong: Don't get cocky You haven't won yet I haven't even broken a sweat You'll be banned just as planned! WITNESSES TO THE STAND! Luigi: You make us look so stupid and dense None of what we do makes any sense! Shroomy: So what? It's about having tonnes of fun! Your neutral special can be a gun! Bob: Bro, your vids aren't even funny I bet you're doing this all for the money SMG3: Shut up! No one asked for your opinion L + Ratio + You Look Like A Minion! Fishy Boopkins: I'm sorry but I got a confession All your arcs always give me depression Melony: It's okay! We may woe! But we develop, love, and grow! Karen: Ugh, can you guys please stop persisting? It's hard enough already existing Meggy: Alright You've heard their plea They're innocent! So if you please, LET THEM ALL GO FREE! Lawyer Kong: OBJECTION! Time to stop this persistent sinning I've been winning from the very beginning It's no use with your whinging and cringing Cause the use of Mario is copyright infringing! SMG4: NO!! PLEASE, I DON'T WANNA BE EXILED! I WAS JUST A NAIVE, STUPID LITTLE CHILD! Luigi White: Oh sir, you deserve this mockery Can't be original or high quality Lawyer Kong: Here, we sentence you for robbery Of our intellectual property! Meggy: OBJECTION! Halt with your elation And your litigations Parody Citation Refutes these actions! Fair use states parody of a style Can hold water within a courtroom trial! SMG4: Our Mario's all silly and dull IP Robbery is therefore null! Meggy: Stupid Imitations Fun Exaggerations Proving Their Protection OBJECTION! Mario: Whatcha gonna do? I'm not your hero I'm just a dumbass with an IQ of zero! Everyone On SMG4's Side: THERE'S NO ESCAPE YOU DUMB APE!! [Judge Kirby Makes A Decision] Lawyer Kong: Wait, no! YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY AGREE! These three don't even have a degree! SMG4: Whoops, sorry Time's up, ya clown! It's time for the judge to hand a verdict down! Judge Kirby: I gotta thank you all! Now I clearly see I Judge Kirby, hereby decree That I find the defendants to be NOT GUILTY!! [Judge Kirby slams the hammer, destroying Nintendo's DMCA]