Watermelon Dodgeball
Gabe Hohreiter & Landon Stahmer
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[Intro:] Watermelon Dodgeball, Watermelon Dodgeball Watermelon Dodgeball, Watermelon Dodgeball [Verse 1:] I’m 8 years old, thought I’d seen a lot, But this melon game right hurr is cuhrazy hot My mom’s “friend” todd said don’t play that game Well, you’re not my dad TODD don’t have to do what you say! Oh your voice just dropped, Nice! There’s a watermelon dodgeball website here on my cellphone, You’re the only 8 year old I know with a cellphone I got it for my birthday when we built that cool fort, Bankin all the rewards just from folding my jorts We're the co-inventors of the WDB It's just like normal dodgeball but with melons, it's easy! So listen up, here da rules, Toss a fruit globe at those fools Try to aim below the waist, The game’s illegal in most states Because some people have incurred serious spinal injuries. Like jeff over there in the corner. [Chorus 1:] Watermelon dodgeball, Gonna break your clavicle Watermelon dodgeball, Dodging fruit so magical, Watermelon dodgeball, Fan-freakin-tastical, Watermelon dodgeball, Melon to your face! [Verse 2:] We launch em, and fling em, Our bodies be bruised and beaten, Cuz sticks and stones may break our bones But melons can also break our bones Now part of the crew, since our very first match, We get our ammunition from our neighbor's fruit patch Sure sleeping with a melon isn't normal behavior Take one guess my favorite Jolly Rancher flavor We get weird looks since we started dodge melon Our friend Jeff is a convicted felon It’s kinda cool, but it’s also kinda odd, Some girls from our neighborhood formed a cheer squad But girls are still gross though… Oh totally (blech) [Chorus 2:] Watermelon dodgeball, Gonna break your clavicle Watermelon dodgeball, Dodging fruit so magical, Watermelon dodgeball, Fan-freakin-tastical, Watermelon dodgeball, Melon to your face! [Bridge:] I just got hit in the face, Getting abducted to outer space. Tractor beam got me, seems about right I got no choice, but to go towards the light Oh Gabe is already up here, hi gabe, gabe Hey buddy you finally made it, Here’s a slice, but I partially ate it, Check out the cheerleaders, dressed in disguise, If they offer you melons, don’t look in their eyes (Aliens: AHHHH!) [Chorus 3:] Watermelon dodgeball, Gonna break your clavicle Watermelon dodgeball, Dodging fruit so magical, Watermelon dodgeball, Fan-freakin-tastical, Watermelon dodgeball, Melon to your face! Watermelon dodgeball, Gonna break your clavicle Watermelon dodgeball, Dodging fruit so magical, Watermelon dodgeball, Fan-freakin-tastical, Watermelon dodgeball, Melon to your face!
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Written by: Gabe Hohreiter & Landon Stahmer
Submitted on January 01, 2018
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