Turtles and Whores
"FLOYD the TRUCKER"
They both make a livin’ in their bare feet Catchin’ one is like a treat They both hang out right there by the Shell They both walk slow, at a simple pace Both afraid to show their face Only one has a built in place to hide CHORUS Turtles and whores, turtles and whores I love them turtles and whores They both advertise a little tail Move so much they never get mail They both go by the same nick-name “Snapper” Daddy never told me about the birds and bees But always talked about both of these And made it clear only one was fit to eat CHORUS If you catch one here’s some advice One is dirty and the other ain’t nice [They ain’t polite and always walk up from behind]? Make small talk and never let them see fear Don’t work alone, just bait or beer When you’re done just drop them by the river CHORUS I’ve caught both while fishin’ I’m always on a mission And they both hate the kitchen Turtles and Whores
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