Christmas in Hell

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Ho ho ho… Here's a fun fact: More people die around Christmas than at any other time of year. Ever wonder what happens when you die? First, they stuff your body in a box and stick it underground. Then, if you ever listened to a Captain Chemical song, they send your soul straight to hell.

And when hell's bells all start ringing				
The prisoners start singing 						
We're damned for all eternity to spend Christmas in hell 		

Santa Claus still comes to town but all he brings is coal		
To make the fires hotter as he barbeques your soul 				
The devil hears your agony and likes to hear you yell  		
Ain't no mele kelikimaka					
No whiskey, beer, or vodka						
There’s just a Christmas fire that will keep you warm in hell 			

Now here in hell we got some great   rock and roll musicians 
But sadly hell has also got  every politician 
You’ll wish you could escape and hide in a winter wonderland
You’re forced to  hear the speeches 
Of those deceitful leeches 
Because this is your punishment – Christmas with the damned  

Your screaming and your wailing sounds like an unholy choir 
But that’s because it’s YOUR nuts roasting on an open fire 
You’ll never see a reindeer or hear those silver bells 
But you ain’t cold and listless
You’re burning up for Christmas 
Damned for all eternity to spend Christmas in hell 

The devil has a pitchfork and it’s red, like Rudolph’s nose 	
Instead of flying through the fog it’s up your ass it goes 	
That drummer boy keeps banging loud, but you ain’t hearing shit	
‘Cause Satan’s ripping out your bowels to roast them on a spit 		
Hark! the herald demons sing their fucking Christmas cheer 	
Christmas here in hell is the most wonderful time of the year	

He knows if you’ve been bad or good, sleeping or awake 
Cause he sees everyone you f*ck and every drug you take  
He knows that you’re degenerate  and that’s why you get fried  
You’ll never get no lovin’ 
It’s hotter than an oven  
Satan only laughs and says “baby it’s cold outside”

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