Captain's Last Gig

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Just sitting in a wheelchair 
Drooling on the floor 
Staring at the ceiling 
Until I start to snore 
It’s my gig at Club Retirement 
Where all the old rock stars play   

Might have just peed in my pants
But I wanna get up and dance
Life is hopping at the nursing home 
Ain’t nothing bad that I feel 
But I can‘t tell if anything’s real 
‘Cause being here is just like being stoned 
Or maybe tripping 


Now I’m happily sedated
Just got laid,so I ain’t feeling cold  
See, here there’s lots of single women
Though all of them are ninety-some years old  
I’m gigging at the Zombie Club 
Or maybe I’m just tripping hard 
On the Geritol 

Got my teeth sitting in a cup  
But I’ve fallen and I can’t get up 
So it’s me in a mosh pit with the floor 
Heard the band has already played 
Couldn’t sing without my hearing aid 
But the groupies still keep coming to my door 
With their wrinkle cream
They want me

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