Independence Day

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Attila & the Mongol Horde

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Independence Day

Let me first say that I'm American,
But y'all know that so we don't need to go there again,
In America we got it so good that the worst thing that happens is we get bored,
So you got white boys writin rap songs representin something called "The Mongol Horde"
Bringin waves of discord,
Hail Eris and the rest of the Chaos Lords
And here's another thing:
We got the right to flap our lips like Joan Rivers in a lingerie store,
And we call her a whore,
Say "kiss my ass" to frigid bitches like Tipper Gore
That's right - 'cause we're American

Chorus:
Independence Day....
Celebratin my freedom, 'cause I'm livin in the USA (/the American Way)
Independence Day....
Celebratin my freedom by sayin just what I want to say, bitch

Attila got a bigger mouth than Ralph Nader,
More teeth than a gator,
Hungrier than Al-Qaeda,
Pillage your fridge like a Mongol lunch-meat liberator,
Like a Tusken Raider,
Scrapin off Elijah's plate at your Passover Seder,
And I won't shut up till the engineer pulls the fader (fader...)
But don't try it sound guy,
'Cause Attila's a deeply profound guy
I know that's redundant,
But it keeps my rhymes abundant,
And I like to rhyme, 'cause it's weaving words in the waves through the sea of time,
Like Betsy Ross sewing stars in a field and red & white stripes in a line,
That bitch musta been fine, powdered wigs lined up to mack on her behind,
Fumblin with lambskin condoms and drunk on cheap port wine,
Damn...now that's what I call freedom.

Chorus

So pass me a forty, it's the fourth of July,
Gonna find me a shorty and maybe get high, 
It's hot, it's that time of the season,
You're energy's shot but your rhyme is your reason, shit
At least you ain't sneezin, freezin
 
Like some poor son of a bitch in Siberia,
'Cause though Communism worked in theory a motherfucker there ain't got shit,
Suckin on a vodka bottle and cold like a witch's tit, shit
That's the least, like some sweaty-palmed priest, just another clever disguise of the beast,
So be happy for what we got, even if it don't seem like a lot,
It's freedom and that's not, dig
'Cause we're American
Yeah we're American

Chorus

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