The Sacred Chalice, Pt. 1
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The legends say the chalice lies in the mountain of a thousand nights And he who wields it will become crazy awesome (crazy awesome) And all my life, I've wondered what awesomeness was really like So I assembled the greatest warriors of our time It was me, and Ninja Brian And a robot and an elf And a hooker that I hired Uhhh, actually there wasn't a hooker I, uhh, just remembered That was another robot On a quest for destiny and greatness And maybe some bagels 'Cause it was gonna be a long trip We will follow the guiding light of the North Star Onto the adventure of our lives Never stopping, except maybe for the bagels With cream cheese We travelled miles by winter's light Fought a dragon and a mountain lion We don't have any footage But that shit totally happened (Dramatization!) Then one day, we arrived at the drawbridge of medieval times It sounded scary, but the guard seemed really nice And with his help we'll Follow the guiding light of the North Star In whatever direction it points! (North) We'll always fight to be awesome As awesome as part two (Part two coming soon)
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Written by: BRIAN ALEXANDER WECHT, LEIGH DANIEL AVIDAN
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