Thrashing Machine

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Ron and the Rude Boys

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'Twas way down in Devon that I did hear tell, 
I first set my eyes on our little Nell,
She was so pretty and only sixteen, 
When I ups and I shows 'er my Thrashing Machine.

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 I 'ad 'er, I 'ad 'er, I 'ad 'er I ay,
 I 'ad 'er, I 'ad 'er, I 'ad 'er I ay,
 I 'ad 'er by night and I 'ad 'er by day,
 And I ups and I shows 'er the West Country way.

The barn door was open and I steps inside, 
Some hay in the corner I espied,
She worked the throttle and I worked the steam, 
When I ups and I shows 'er my Thrashing Machine.
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Oh father, oh father, I've come to confess, 
I've left a young maid in a hell of a mess,     
Her blouse is all tattered, her tits are all bare, 
And there's something inside her that shouldn't be there.
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Oh son, oh son, you should have known better, 
To woo a fair maid without a french letter,
Oh father, oh father, you do me unjust, 
I used one of yours and the fucking thing bust.
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Six months later all is not well, 
The poor little maid is beginning to swell,
And under her apron can clearly be seen, 
The terrible works of my Thrashing Machine.
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Nine months later all has gone well, 
A new little babe for our little Nell,
And under his nappy can clearly be seen, 
A brand new two cylinder Thrashing Machine.
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