Hi Ho Kathusalem
Ron and the Rude Boys
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In days of old there lived a maid, She was the mistress of her trade, A prostitute of high repute, the harlot of Jerusalem. Chorus: Hi Ho Kathusalem, Kathusalem, Kathusalem, Hi Ho Kathusalem, the Harlot of Jerusalem. It was a fact, she had a crack, With hair so thick it could contract, To fit the tool of any fool, who fucked in all Jerusalem. Chorus Now in a hovel by the wall, a student lived with but one ball, Who'd shagged them all, or nearly all, The harlots of Jerusalem. Chorus One night returning from a spree, his customary hard had he, And on the street he chanced to meet, The harlot of Jerusalem. Chorus He laid her down upon the grass, Lifted her dress above her arse, He grabbed his prick and made a pass, At the f*ck-hole of Jerusalem. Chorus But she was low and underslung, He missed her twat and hit her bung, Planted the seeds of many a son, In the arse-hole of Jerusalem. Chorus Along came an Israelite, the bloody awful bastard shite, He said he'd come to spend the night, With the harlot of Jerusalem. Chorus So when he saw the grunting pair, With roars of rage he rent the air, And vowed that he would soon take care, Of the harlot of Jerusalem. Chorus He seized the student by his crook, And swearing on the Holy Book, He flung him into Gabriel's brook, That flows throughout Jerusalem. Chorus Our hero rising from his plight, Got the Israelite the bloody shite, And stuffed him up with all his might, The arse-hole of Kathusalem. Chorus Kathusalem, she knew her part, She spread her legs and blew a fart, And blew the bastard all apart, right over old Jerusalem. Chorus And buzzing like a bumble bee, He caught his arse-hole on a tree, Let that to you a warning be, When passing through Jerusalem. Chorus She gave birth to illigits, little shits with swinging tits, Who sold their slits for threepenny bits, The Harlots of Jerusalem. Chorus.
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