Ring a Rang a Roo

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Ron and the Rude Boys

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I had a girl in New Orleans, she was so young just sixteen,
She had blond hair and blue eyes too, 
And she had a ring-a-rang-a-roo.

 Chorus :  Oh the ring-a-rang-a-roo, 
 Pray what is that ?
 It's soft and warm like a pussy cat,
 With hair all round and split in two,
 That's what they call the ring-a-rang-a-roo.

She took me down into her cellar, 
And said that I was a mighty fine fella,
She fed me wine and whiskey too, 
And let me play with her ring-a-rang-a-roo.
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She took me up into her bed, 
And placed a pillow beneath my head,
Took out my cock-a-doodle-doo, 
And stuck it in her ring-a-rang-a-roo.
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Her mother said, "You bloody fool, 
Because you've broke the golden rule,
So pack your bags and suitcase too, 
And go and sell your ring-a-rang-a-roo.
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She went to town to become a whore, 
She placed a sign above the door,
"One dollar each and three for two, 
To take a crack at my ring-a-rang-a-roo."
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They came by two's, they came by four's, 
Until at last they came in scores,
But she was glad when they were through, 
For they had ruined her ring-a-rang-a- roo.
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Now along came Pete, the son of a bitch, 
He had blue balls & the seven year itch,
He had the pox and syphallis too, 
And gave them all to the ring-a-rang-a-roo.
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The army came, the army went, 
The price went down to 50 cents,
They got the clap and syphilis too, 
All for the love of her ring-a-rang-a-roo.
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And now she's dead and buried deep, 
Her body lies in Regent Street,
Her tits hang on the city wall, 
And her pussy floats in alcohol.
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