Sing Us Another (3)

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Ron and the Rude Boys

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There was a young sailor from Brighton,
Who remarked to his girl, "You're a tight one."
She replied, "Pon my soul, you're in the wrong hole,
There's plenty of room in the right one."

Chorus : 
That was a funny old rhyme, here comes another verse,
Worse than the other verse, sing us another one do.

There was a young fellow named Charteris,
Put his hand where his young lady's garter is,
She said, "I don't mind, and up higher you'll find,
The place where my fucker and farter is."
Chorus

There were three ladies of Huxham,
And whenever we meets 'em, we fucks 'em,
And when that game grows stale, we sits on the rail,
And pulls out our pricks and they sucks 'em.
Chorus

There was a young man of Ostend,
Whose wife caught him fucking her friend,
"It's no use my duck, interrupting our f*ck,
For I'm damned if I'll draw till I spend."
Chorus

There was a young German named Ringer,
Who was screwing an opera singer,
He said with a grin, "Well I've sure shoved it in!"
Said she, "You mean that ain't your finger."
Chorus

There once was a dentist named Stone,
Who saw all his patients alone,
In a fit of depravity, he filled the wrong cavity,
And my, how his practice has grown.
Chorus

A sailor who slept in the sun,
Woke to find his fly buttons undone,
He remarked with a smile, "F*ck me, a sundial,
And now it's a quarter to one."
Chorus

There was a young fellow of Harrow,
Whose john was the size of a marrow,
He said to his tart, "How's this for a start ?
My balls are outside in a barrow."
Chorus

There was a young lady named Mable,
Who liked to sprawl out on the table,
Then cry to her man, "Stuff in all you can,
Get your bollocks in to, if you're able."
Chorus

There was a young lass of Blackheath,
Who frigged an old man with her teeth,
She complained that he stunk, not so much from the spunk,
But his arsehole was just underneath.
Chorus

There was a young person of Kent,
Who was famous wherever he went,
All the way through a f*ck, he would quack like a duck,
And he crowed like a cock when he spent.
Chorus

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