Nickelodeon Girls
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(Hello, Nickelodeon headquarters) Hi, sorry to disturb you this-this late in the night Uh, I-I have a serious inquiry directed toward Nickelodeon, uh My question is, what the f*ck are you doing? You know, y'all used to have some fire bitches When I turn on the TV I'm trying to see my favorite bitches Zoey 101? Jennette McCurdy? Oh my God, ugh And now all you got is these preteens Bruh, I'm not a pedo I'm not trying to look at these little kids and get aroused, mrrr Now I can't watch Nickelodeon with my dick in my hand anymore Now I'm fucking upset This is some fucking bullshit Mrrrr! Dan Schneider Bring all my bitches back I need all my bitches, I need all my bitches The new shit you put out is wack Dan Schneider I'm just trying to get an erection But now that these kids looking thirteen and under My penis will suffer Dan fucking Schneider (Schneider) This ain't a fucking game, bitch I wanna watch a sitcom with my hand on my dick I wanna see a titty (Titty) not fucking kid shit Return all the hot chicks or you gon' get it, bitch ICarly, iCarly, I don't care if you look like Michael Jackson As long as you giving me action and Freddy gon' film the reaction Sam gonna join in and suck me a fat one Nickelodeon girls can't live without 'em (Whew) Ariana Grande (Ariana Grande) I know I drive a Hyundai (I know I drive a Hyundai) I can put you in a coma (I can put you in a coma) Have brunch on a Sunday (Have brunch on a Sunday, fancy) My dick put you in a coffin all night screaming and tossing (Ugh!) Victoria Justice, I know you tryna touch this Lizzie McGuire is tight but I bet Zoey's tighter You can find me in her bed digging through that vaginer Amanda Bynes, you a little bit crazy But you can still have my babies (Whew!) Go down like a dog with the rabies Y'all can't save me Uh, a little bit of weed, hard liquor for the ladies Got me feeling like a young Dan Schneider from the '80s With a Jewish law firm and an all-black Mercedes She playing with the balls like Brady (Ay) F*ck off with the shitty little kids with their stupid shit I only wanna see the ones with a body fit And I don't want to be the one to be a little bitch about it But I'm just saying what everybody is thinking (Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha) Where the titties at? Dan Schneider why you ruining your business? You realize I'd probably buy cable If you keep all the girls and the ratings all stable 'Cause I ain't tryin' to see a young baby in the cradle 'Cause I'm not a pedophile I'm not trying to see that shit (C'mon man) The girls I have sexualized are all in their 20s and 30s (Disclaimer!) I'm not saying you should change all the bitches But at least something after 10:30 (30!) Dan Schneider Bring all my bitches back I need all my bitches, I need all my bitches I need all my bitches back I love you, Dan Schneider, just please bring them back
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