That Yellow Bastard

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Tagglyne

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I should-a grabbed another pizza slice
Pizza slice
I should-a grabbed another pizza slice
Pizza slice
I should-a grabbed another pizza slice
Used to be sweet and nice
I should-a grabbed another pizza slice
If you need advice
I should-a grabbed another pizza slice
Just feed your vice
I should-a grabbed another pizza slice
Three won't suffice
I should-a grabbed another pizza slice
I wanna bond with Rachel Weisz
Now all I have is a fucking pizza slice
Pizza slice
I should-a grabbed another–
I only use bad bad words
'Cause it's a mad mad world
Running a rat race so I beat the mice
Slice 'em thrice, attack so precise
Then have a little fish on the side when I eat the rice
Might as well
You die a little every time you roll the dice
'Cause the house will always win, you're gonna pay
Meet the price
Every line I write is meant to entice
But my mouth despite being cold as ice
Could also be classified as an incendiary device
Well, isn't that nice
I refuse to be concise
Schemes so complex, you need to hear it twice
You need to hear it twice, you need to
Suck on a teat until you're old enough to leave, Jesus Christ
Typical Jesus!
Hope your growing pains are brief
Lingerie set complete
So you can beat my meat
While I sniff your seat
Watch either other separate the chaff from wheat
Rhyme's so good, you might need to read
Concede defeat then just beat your feet
Go 'head, kick rocks, it's no mean feat
Go on and breathe
Then bow down, bend your knees
Ain't no one in this game is as cold as me
I'm below the freeze
You below my D
You know what that means
You blowin' me
Gee-Zus!
Suck the tip till so much spit dribbles down your chinny chin chin
Throw back some gin till you spin and giggle, Ginny, chin-chin
This bitch is dog-faced like her name is Rin Tin Tin
So I aim my cum at her hair till she looks just like Tintin
I know it's a sin but I see it as a win-win
Every girl is a snack, I just wanna know when is din-din
Every sport, I attack, spend all my time in a sin bin
So much cum in her cooch, she waddlin' like a penguin
Yeah, I know I'm a douche, and you got a mighty Boosh
So just use me to wash after you squirt your juice
I got no excuse, not to be obtuse
But there's just something about me that must be louche
What's that mean, should I be offended?
I'm the bomb diggity, you can't diffuse
So either call a truce or just drop a deuce
You want equality, Swan Princess?
Okay, but in return I want a gander at your goose (What?)
Girls should reduce their clothes after we've been introduced
'Cause you about to be seduced by this known recluse
Go ham on your eggs till they turn green, Dr. Seuss
But no matter how many creampies, I'm impossible to reproduce
I think I can, I think, therefore, I can cum all over your caboose
Want your legs around my neck like a sexy noose
You 'bout to get hit with a knuckle-puck to your flying V
'Cause this mighty duck is loose
If you're blowin', then I'm growing while you hold the D
Or suffocate me with your breasts while you're holdin' me
Tend to lose control when I lick the whole bowl, I guarantee
Take a pole, so I can roll into your folds like they owe a fee
I'm-a own the V, A to M and any other hole that'll open for me
Like a warm-up act, open says-a-me
Black bow in her hair like Rose Marie
F*ck so hard, I got her clutching a rosary
Hoo! I said Goddamn! Goddamn…
All my songs got the same themes as Morrissey's
'Cause I like you all a little less the more I see
That's why I'm burning through the green like forestry
You're just a crusty old Dean and I'm Homer, see
Man, what the f*ck, I don't know where this chorus be
It should-a been here by now, glory be
This minority is about to mow down the majority
I'm telling you right now, you're all gonna die horribly
My whole core is corrupt and I don't just mean morally
The only way I'm pleased is if you say thanks, orally
The author of all your pain, you'll respect my authority
'Cause it's a slumber party massacre when I f*ck a whole sorority
Like it or not, that's always been my main priority
Just wanna be in your interior like you're storin' me
In this game, I'm reviled 'cause I give off an air of superiority
Thank f*ck, we reconciled and she's okay with my seniority
Almost came when she smiled, 'cause she does so adorably
So just click your heels and let's ride, after you kiss Ken's ass, Dorothy
This guy….this guy is just pissing, just pissing all over us
And we just smile and lick it up?
When I'm obsessed, they just run
When I'm depressed, they all shun
Yeah, I'm a mess, loads of fun
What I say, let it be written
But don't let it be done
It takes all of my energy to suppress my aggression
That's why I'm never at my best despite my progression
I'm a man of many words and I'll take any questions
Tagglyne, Tagglyne, what do you hope the baby will be?
I always hope for girls 'cause this world needs more daughters
I always learn when there's less sons
My dick's a prick and it ain't stoppin'
Call it homespun wisdom
I was surrounded by whores, window shopping
And then there were none (Savvy?)
All I did was plow into their field of dreams
It's not my fault they all cum
Every song's about fucking a girl till she creams
'Cause I rap to release tension
Ever since I started making music
Felt like the Rickest Rick, since sesh one
Not to be too emphatic but weed's the best, I use it
'Cause I'm the best one
There's only one way to beat 'em
An old man dies
A young girl lives
Fair trade

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