Schwartz Blues

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Justin Schwartz

Justin Schwartz is an American nuclear engineer. Since August 15, 2017, he has served as the Harold and Inge Marcus Dean of Engineering at Penn State College of Engineering. During his earlier tenure at North Carolina State University as head of the Department of Materials Science and Engineering, he received that university's diversity award in 2011 for expanding the female faculty of the department twofold and hiring the first professors who were minorities. more »

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Now this right here is a little song I like to call the Schwartz Blues
Let me tell you a little story about how I do

Well I woke up in the morning and I smoked some sinsemilla
Shared it with a stranger she said her name was Sheila
Relieving some Stress is what makes me feel best
Then she asked, "Anything else you like that starts with an S?"
And I said well of course, after all I am the Schwartz
But once I start singing these words are gonna pour

I like the Sea I like the Sun, I can Swim and have fun
I'll eat a Sandwich at my parents, Shake your rump if your Clarence
I could Sit and I could Stand, but I just Swing with the band
I'm like a Squirrel I can't Sit Still, always Seeking Some thrill
I like the Stars I can See mars, I See Saturn and it's rings
I like Summer I like Spring, I like to Scream when I Sing!

I like Skiing in the Snow, you Should already know
I'm Sure as hell not just your average Schmo
Well I like Syrup on my Shrooms, I make Songs I eat Soup
Smoothies when I'm lazy and the Shades for when I'm hazy
I like to Snuggle in Sweatshirts I like to Skate in my Shorts
This is who I am and you can call me Justin Schwartz  

I'm just having a good time baby
I'm just having a good time baby
I'm just having a good time baby
I'm just having a good time baby
Let's boogie all night

I can do something that you can't baby
I can do something that you can't baby
I can do something that you can't baby
I can do something that you can't baby
And I don't know why I wasted my time

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