Bingo
Tagglyne
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No matter how much ketchup you put on a blade You still couldn't cut the mustard Best thing you can muster up Is to cut the cheese like a fucking buster Yeah, this buster brought me back Took a last stand like General Custer Now I'm sitting down on the record Like Brit Hume and Greta Van Susteren This just in All the money in the world is fake, cryptocurrency No one's listening currently So I speak with no urgency Whole world's going to seed So I just sit back mirthlessly Making moves furtively So extend me the fucking courtesy When a super girl gives me a flash My dick is everwood like Greg Berlanti I've been a Rebel Devil today I was the leader of an insurgency I'll be a legend tomorrow, people Solving any and all emergencies Fucking hoes very fervently They welcome me in with great fervency I knew her in a biblical sense 'Cause what I write, call that inerrancy Hi, my name is Ken D I'm too sweet and the "D" stands for divergency Something smells fishy, though Quick, everyone to the conservancy I flow right into the stream Where the undercurrent is a period of uncertainty Plus, I love to dual-wield So when I see twins, I f*ck both girls concurrently Me against the world like the old Germany Storming the beaches of Normandy A worthless death you'll never forget But you'll remember me, werden sie Remember me This is my single All I got are singles So whether or not you're taken For now, you're single Bitch, come on, let's mingle I'll wiggle around my wingle Better shake your ass Until I hear your vajazzle jingle Touch your nipple tips Until both tits tingle 'Cause once I pop, you can't stop Like a can of Pringles You're a ho, ho, ho That makes me Kris Kringle Slut, note the lingo I'm a star like Ringo Christoph Waltz, bitch You're damn right that's a bingo That, that-that's a bingo That, that-that's a bingo That, that-that's a bingo That? Now, that's a bingo There's a good chance no one will ever hear this That's why I spit this shit so fearless I ain't the best but I'm in the upper tier list Anti-social on dry land, that's how I stay so peerless Aw, shoot, you got no balls That makes you a near-miss Love is a hurtin' thing like Lou Rawls I could attract better with deer piss I keep it a buck, massacre down in Sioux Falls You fuckers are dearless This shit just got real, blue balls 'Cause not every shampoo is tearless So just hide from the Nazis under the floorboards Thousand-year Reich with nothing to show for it I know it ain't right but f*ck it, I'm so bored Please leave a like, for f*ck's sake, Good Lord Manipulation by gaslight 'cause I am just so abhorrent Must've been evil in a past life 'cause this demon's just layin' dormant I wanna get to know you but I swear I'll never turn informant Better shore up on your insurance, just to be sure 'Cause I got a lifetime of pain and torment waitin' for me Don't mean to be forlorn Mental health is just so important Since the day I was lowborn Happiness to me has been so foreign Ready to even the scoreboard But not allowed to be ignorant Show me the door to the floor, whore I'll show you the whole warrant See, I'm hoarding a torrent of whores So horny for more, you can't ignore anymore Gotta explore, when they be pouring But I'm throwing you overboard If I'm hearing your lady roar Look at a land ho, onshore I swore, this fucking lady's soaring Coming straight outta Mordor I'm a Wizarding Auror Walking the corridor Super skilled as an orator Gotta bond with pussy galore For sure 'cause they're absorbent Bad apple to my core Going to war, war-torn The Wizened Wizard Of Gore You're forewarned Add it to my lore, you're done for I'm a senior, you're sophomore You're just pissed 'cause you're in for it This is my single All I got are singles So whether or not you're taken For now, you're single Bitch, come on, let's mingle I'll wiggle around my wingle Better shake your ass Until I hear your vajazzle jingle Touch your nipple tips Until both tits tingle 'Cause once I pop, you can't stop Like a can of Pringles You're a ho, ho, ho That makes me Kris Kringle Slut, note the lingo I'm a star like Ringo Christoph Waltz, bitch You're damn right that's a bingo That, that-that's a bingo That, that-that's a bingo That, that-that's a bingo That? Now, that's a bingo Rocked up to Kimmy Gibbler She said I was guapo But then she wanted me to Hitler So I told her Gestapo Just stop, ho
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