Onion Freestyle (+Urination Blues Two)
Blasphemous Basement
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Do you like onions by any chance? I love onions I love onions Onions Onions Onions I like onions They smell really nice When I put em in my salad I eat em up, twice Stick of buttah Cow uddah When I speak, I do not muttah Hello muddah Hello faddah I don't know what I can rhyme with faddah Egg salad Mayonaise I got some kinda fever It's the kind with haze Hazy, lazy Jay-Z, Jay-Z! Crazy, crazy! I like onions They smell really nice When I put em in my salad I eat em up, twice They taste like rice! They taste like rice! Why do your onions taste like rice? I don't know- Because I cook em! Why do- huh? Put em in a pot, hit em with a little, uh, um Why does make them smell like ri- er taste like- sme- rice? Uh, rice wine vinegar Taco, seasoning Reasoning? zero Treadmill (Yeah?), deadmill (Yeah?) Graveyard... (Uh huh?) Smaveyard Smaveyard! I be in the onions like, I got no bunions Lumberjack, cheddar jack, monterey jack Swiss and onions! Swiss and onions, swiss and onions I got a sandwich, it's got swiss and onions Headphones Dread being alone I got a trumpet, her name is Big Muffet Air conditioner, condensation, animation, elevation Babidababidabadibadabida... Bach, sock, bock, rock Clock Bach I love him, he made... Debussy! I don't- I don- Yeah we'll go with that, um Put the gun down! Put the gun down! Ugh! Beethoven Bach Brahms Debussy Mozart Uh- Liszt Tchaikovsky Lizzo Korsakov Drake Jay-Z is crazy! He so crazy! He- uh- spit bars til I'm hazy! I bet I know where he was on January 6th Like and share if you were at the capitol on January 6th, 2021 I like bass I- I fill this room with empty space I would like to slap you, in your horrible face I got some spray in my pocket, it's called mace Pepper, they call me the big stepper Open the door What do I see? Big Jarome Takin' a fat pee I got them, urination blues Urination blues It's- I gotta pee Please let me into the latrine (Let me into the latrine) God I have to pee (God I gotta pee!) When I look up, to the sky All I see... Are the thousands of people that uh- won't miss me Are the thousands of people that won't miss me In Italy there is Naples Um... bow and arrow! Bow and arrow Canyonero! Somethin arrow Mario Kart Eight of heart Egg tart Hit em like Bart Hit em like Bart, she's Danish Dracula, I'll smack you up Kerplunk, metal funk ...Brent Peterson for president of United States, 2024 Kanye! Brent Peterson, Peterson, you know who's Peter's son? Chris, Chris doesn't miss Chris could never miss, cuz he's fat He seems like the kinda guy that would own a rat This guy, he was so high I asked my friend to punch him out I said, "Can you kick his... butt" I'm not allowed to say bad words What's a word? Ginormous Uh- What- One sec... Ginormous, adjective, informal, British Extremely large, enormous A ginormous five volume treatment of Greek and Arabic medicine Call me the Oxford dictionary, cuz you know I be... Pictionary Pictionary! I got- I be good at Pictionary Uh- I- I drink the milk, it make me wanna spilk This orange, is ginaminusaurus What do you say? Gitantisaurus, gimani- wh- Metamorsis, su- metamorphis Gigantinorsous, mmhm Gimournous Ginormous I got this guy, his name's Jorvis I took him to the bank, and he swerved it Jorvis sworved it Sorted, swordfight, at night, no light Street- Thick Thick, thick pret- thick man, big dude He showed me his shoes, they were size fourteen Them size fourteens ran up a tree, by themselves I don't know how the shoes ran, but they did Toad I saw you when you froze, you scared of me Cuz all I gotta do is- The thousands of people that won't miss me But I miss me, when I was three Because the only issue I ever had Was that I had to pee Cuz I looked up into the sky I didn't know it yet, I didn't understand what was going on But all I saw- you know what I saw? The thousands of people that won't miss me I was like, who are these people? I bet they'll miss me I was wrong When I look up into the sky All I see- Hey you guys like onions? I like onions I smell onions, I need to shower My- Oh we can't use that Owen Kufta, his hair is always in a tufta He look like me, he tryna be me But he can't be me, cuz all I gotta do is pee! Tyler Gorman, he's probably a mormon Hit him with a bat, and he's soaring Hit him with a bat, and he goes soaring! I'm a little boy, I'm three years old And so what I've been told That if you look up in the sky All you will see Is the thousands of people that will not miss you Because all you gotta do is poo What? What? I dunno, that's what they told me I'm only- I'm only three years old Well they're wrong, cuz all you gotta do is pee! Wrinkle, dinkle, my booty is stinkle Who other than Kevin O'Leary? I see his face and it makes me teary I go without seeing him and I get weary I- I can't live without Kevin O'Leary Pitbull, he's mister worldwide When you see him, go run and hide Beaver hide, beaver skin, beaver teeth Smell like onions, what else rhymes with onions? Lunions Lunions, I... eat up all the lunions Hair folicles, Lego Bionicles House proud, town mouse I checked your balls, you got none Shrinking, sticking, onions When I look up into the sky All I see is... Dove chocolate onion! A, B, C, D, E, F, G When I look up into the sky, all I see Is the thousands of people that won't miss me I forgot what... said It definite- I know what he definitely did not tell me He said- he did not say, I mean, is that If you look up into the sky, all you will see Is the thousands of people that will not miss- he did not say that Onions Over there's a fan, my name is Dan Doesn't matter To me! The ground, it looks like a mound I got a dog, he's going to the pound This dog has five legs He lays eggs I got the corn, I'm cobbing They got, milk I mix it with Pepsi that's pilk Shut up! I put ketchup in it, that's ketchilpk If your name is Tim, you will grow an extra limb You look like a tree I ran you over with a horse I look really like a crocodile In the Nile, covered with bile Chef Boyardee, looks into the sky And all he sees- I'm not even gonna finish that I gotta pee! This one girl, saw my feet She's really mean But me and Tarise, Tarise gets me When I look up into the sky All I see, is the thousands of people who won't miss me But that don't matter to me Cuz all I gotta do is pee God, I gotta pee I got that, urination blues Urination blues All I gotta do is pee Please let me into the latrine I gotta pee!
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