PUSSY BORING

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I-I-I-I don't want you to think your body ain't roaring
I just personally think that every pussy is fucking boring
And I know it stings to hear like a ear full of Neosporin
But I'm not gay, I just personally think that pussy boring
I don't want you to think your body ain't roaring
I just personally think that every pussy is fucking boring
And I know it stings to hear like a ear full of Neosporin
But I'm not gay, I just personally think that pussy boring
I've been texting up this fucking chick from Bumble (heyyy)
And I can tell from her texts that she's ready to rumble
But like Kendrick Lamar, I'm gonna keep it Humble
So I said "Want me to come over? I'll bring some Crumbl" (sure)
Now, as I'm writing down this little story on my pad
I can remember her name was Lilly, not talking the pad
From the way she was flirting, I knew she wasn't on the pad
So she dropped the address and I made my way to her pad
Entered her apartment and give her place a ring
She asked "Who is it?" and I said "Leland King"
So I got buzzed like Aldrin through the foyer
And I felt something's brewing just like a cafe
But I got to her door, and gave it a knock
She was fully clothed, to my complete and utter shock (Hey, how's it going?)
So I'm thinking that we're gonna watch a movie and shit
But she tells me that she just got off of her shift
"Uh, Would it be ok if I took a quick shower?"
And said yeah, and sat in the kitchen for an hour
Chilling on my phone, just watching Youtube
And then she came out wearing only a robe and barely hiding her boobs
But you know I ain't one to start an overreaction
I'll just ignore it badly like some porn acting
But I was here for movies, I was here to hang
But I wasn't here for sex, I wasn't here to bang
I was fed up with this girl, you know? I was finished
But this girl had other plans in mind, because in fifteen minutes
She was rubbing my arm and whispering in my ear (So, do you wanna watch a movie? Or do you wanna make one? hehe)
Talking some dirty game I wasn't trying to hear
I wasn't trying to kill the mood just like Oscar the Grouch
But I wasn't gonna stand down just like a deep crouch
Then she took my arms and pinned me up against the couch (gotcha)
And she hopped on me, but I didn't yell ouch, I said
I don't want you to think your body ain't roaring
I just personally think that every pussy is fucking boring
And I know it stings to hear like a ear full of Neosporin
But I'm not gay, I just personally think that pussy boring
I don't want you to think your body ain't roaring
I just personally think that every pussy is fucking boring
And I know it stings to hear like a ear full of Neosporin
But I'm not gay, I just personally think that pussy boring
Ask any modernized, westernized guy
And I can assure you he'll say the same thing as I
That women give it up nowadays like a free sample
Like the situation in the last verse, for example
Now this isn't one of those tracks you send your chick
To make her believe that we don't wanna go slang dick
'Cause c'mon, I know her skull ain't that thick (durrrrrrrr)
I'm just saying, make me work for it, I don't want it quick
You need to see it from my perspective, dear (Uh-huh!)
Imagine that me and my boys went out to hunt deer (Mm-hmm?)
And suddenly all the does walked in front of my gun
Where's the sport? Where's the chase? In fact, where's the fun
I wouldn't wanna shoot it, I'd walk off the field
Because us guys love playing the game and playing the field
And seeing if we can score after spending a few quarters
Trying to touchdown, and separate ya legs like borders
But most men in America take great offense
When the other team ain't even playing defense
You don't stop the advance of a crotch like a waist-high fence
Because y'all apparently play with meat swords like y'all fence
So here's some advice before you go to the club
While getting ready, ladies, give your clit a good rub
It's what men do to prevent acting like a dork
And keeps us from getting fucking stabbed in the hand with a fork
Because we as men can only think with one head at a time
And In the club, are we really acting like Einstein
Ha, I doubt it, kinda like astrology
We're studying anatomy and practicing biology
And in here, we're just trying to attract a mate
Not one that'll go down under just like Australia, mate
After sipping coconut Ciroc just like some herbal maté
And that doesn't mean my dick's too small to mate, it means (Hahaha)
I don't want you to think your body ain't roaring
I just personally think that every pussy is fucking boring
And I know it stings to hear like a ear full of Neosporin
But I'm not gay, I just personally think that pussy boring
I don't want you to think your body ain't roaring
I just personally think that every pussy is fucking boring
And I know it stings to hear like a ear full of Neosporin
But I'm not gay, I just personally think that pussy boring
Hahaha, maybe if you stop letting us hit so much, we'd like you again, but...
We both know that's not gonna happen anytime soon now, is it? Ha

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