It Couldn't Happen to a Nicer Bloke
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He dresses smart When he goes to work Likes to wear a tie But he never flirts 'cause he's a modern man With a golden tan All the chicks adore This modern whore When all else fails then I use plan B I go so far, but never on one knee I check the mirror I start to choke It couldn't happen to a nicer bloke Mating rituals go from bar to bar All the girls they love my motor One I'm shallow And two I'm a joke It couldn't happen to a nicer bloke He swings to the left When he buys tight jeans He swings to the right If you know what I mean 'Cause he's a real man's man With a five-year plan He can take it all 'cause he's invincible When all else fails then I use plan B I go so far, but never on one knee I check the mirror I start to choke It couldn't happen to a nicer bloke Mating rituals go from bar to bar All the girls they love my motor One I'm shallow And two I'm a joke It couldn't happen to a nicer bloke When all else fails then I use plan B I go so far, but never on one knee I check the mirror I start to choke It couldn't happen to a nicer bloke Mating rituals go from bar to bar All the girls they love my motor One I'm shallow And two I'm a joke It couldn't happen to a nicer bloke It couldn't happen to a nicer bloke It couldn't happen to a nicer bloke It couldn't happen to a nicer bloke It couldn't happen to a nicer bloke It couldn't happen to a nicer bloke It couldn't happen to a nicer bloke It couldn't happen to a nicer bloke It couldn't happen to a nicer bloke It couldn't happen to a nicer bloke It couldn't happen to a nicer bloke It couldn't happen to a nicer bloke It couldn't happen to a nicer bloke
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