Are You There, God?

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Are you there, God?  It's me, Mark Zuckerburg
I just wanted to take a few minutes here to thank you
Because well, it's been quite an eventful few years and I haven't had the opportunity to reach out
So I figured why not now.

I guess the first thing I want to thank you for is the Internet
For without that I wouldn't get the opportunity to play you, ha ha

Since you created The Internet
It has pretty much replaced you
As the all knowing and all powerful one

Have to imagine that has to be rough
To watch one of your children catch all the accolades
While you stand on the sideline all but forgotten

That must have been similar to what you experienced when created Jesus
Hard to know where you feeling at that time
Maybe a tug of war between pride and jealously, I must imagine, but anyways

I don't want to just thank you for the Internet
Because there's more to life than that, right?
Of course there isn't

I really want to thank you for Covid
Oh my goodness, talk about great timing
Your release of Covid into the Metaverse
I mean into the Universe, was really a game changer for me

I mean, look, people were already dependent on your second son
The Internet, for their day to day existence
But Covid really sealed the deal

You know, there's a rumor floating around out there
that The Internet actually created Covid
So that it could be the sole Lord and Savior of the world

But I don't want to get into a little father son thing here
Anyways, whoever created Covid, be it you, he, she, they, whatever
Covid has made my creation, about as valuable as food and water
Playing second fiddle only to oxygen, but we're working on that
Because we don't want to be second fiddle to anything one

We don't want to be second fiddle to anything or anyone
We don't want to be second fiddle to anything or anyone
We don't want to be second fiddle to anything or anyone
Anything or anyone
Fiddle

I sure hope you were listening
If not, my voice recognition software has captured all of this so it will be available on The Internet
Assuming you two still have a good enough relationship
Where the Internet will share that with you

But hey, sorry to bring that offspring rivalry thing up again
But hey, what can I say, I'm good at creating problems that don't exist
So that I and I alone can solve them

You ought to try it sometime
Cause it sure feels great to be needed

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