Ghost of Hashbrowns (Halloween Radio Drama)

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And as he bounced the last track
He forgot to leave the autotune on
Woo scary
Come on grandpa that's a lame story
Yeah
Do you have anything that's actually scary
Well
I suppose I have time for one more spooky story
He he he he
I will tell you the story of
The Ghost of Hash-Browns
Our story begins
One dark and stormy night

No
No
Stop
Stop
Uh
Yo it's like four in the god damn morning man you straight
I had another nightmare
With him
Ah shit man
Still
It's been a couple of years now
I think it's tie we go see that shrink man
Aye
I know so

I'm sorry I can't help you
What do you mean you can't help him
You're a therapist
This uh Hash-Browns as you guys call him
It's just a part of you uh
Mr Z
Aye that's Tiga Z
Ah yes Tiga Z
Has to just learn to let go of naturally
Don't think there's anything more to this
Uh what do you mean exactly
It's almost like whenever he appears in my nightmares
He is there
Physically
I mean what if he gets me
Hah right
And you're gonna tell me Michael Myers is stalking you
Uh look nothing is gonna happen to you Tiger
It's just something that will you know
Go away in time
Excuse me boys
Yes
Ah yes yes understood
I'm sorry gentlemen
But I gotta take this
Come on man, let's go

Ah finally they're gone
You're watching Dirty Granny and The Pizza Boy
Heh I'm sorry mam
But these coupons expired in nineteen sixty-nine
Oh dear
Surely there's something this old bag can do to
Lower the price
Ooh I'll you what's gonna be lowered
Now that's what I'm talking about
Oh yeah
Ah damnit one second
Just a second
Jesus christ
God damn
Zipper not working
What
Who are you
And what do you want
No

Wait wait wait
Hash-Browns killed him
Or was this the Ghost of Hash-Browns
Who even is Hash-Browns
Ah little ones
You best let me finish this story
And perhaps all your questions will be answered
Eh
The storms really picking up
But uh back to the story

See this shit loud as f*ck when you in that shit
That's why I moved over to this mattress
You don't hear a damn thing when you
Yo
You good man
F*ck do you think man
I'm on edge
I don't even wanna sleep knowing I could see
Him again
What if he gets me
Man that's crazy talk
Look I'll call your therapist and just ask him for some more pills or something man
I'll get you KO'd for the next couple of days
You won't have to worry about a thing man
Alright man
Put it on speaker
This call may be monitored or recorded for quality assurance or training purposes
Hey there
Unfortunately due to a strange and unexplainable incident
The therapist is currently in the hospital
If you're having any mental issues
Or feel like your mental state is not stable
You're shit outta luck
Nah I'm kidding
Just call someone else
Bye
Damn
Weren't we just there like an hour ago
Can't be a coincidence
Let's go to the hospital
And see if we can get some answers

You guys have a few minutes before we have to sedate him
Mhm
Sure thing girl
Doc can you hear me
Uh
Where am I
You in the hospital G
Uh how did I get here
We were hoping you could help us out with that
All I remember is
Is
The f*ck going on
Ah shit
Yo nurse
Get that thick ol' ass back in this bitch
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
You can't hide from me forever Tiga-Z
If you want to end this
Meet me
Damn dead ass bitch
I never thought he would shut the
Bro
We were about to learn what I had to do to stop this shit
Ah
Shit
Well
What we are we gonna do now

Aye you put a bunch of ketchup in this bag right
Aye don't be crazy Mr. Snow
Eh we wouldn't want a repeat to happen you know
I only have so many employees
Okay word
Cheers
Aye
You don't want any of this man
I can't think straight man
Think I need to just go and get some rest
Well
Alright man I guess I'll just take you home
Aye I'll do you one even better man
I'll stake out our place just in case some shit goes down tonight
You'd stay up that late for me
Come on man
You know I won't be alone

Okay wait a second girl
What is it Snow
I mean at least let my guy get out the car before you start doing this shit
I mean damn
Yeah
Well goodnight y'all
Snow
You keep an eye on everything okay
Will do Captain Crunch

Is this the part where Hash-Browns gets Tiga-Z
Or maybe J-Snow and that girl get killed
Would you two shut the
I mean
Young ones
No more interrupting
This is where the story gets good
He he he he he

Not again
No
So
You shot someone because they forgot to give you ketchup
When you grow up in Van Nuys
No
Yo that's Tiga-Z
Aye
Keep off the matt baby
I'm going in

Yo Tiga-Z
Yo man wake up
J-Snow
My old friend
The f*ck you want Hash Browns
You replaced me
Left me to die by Tiga-Z's hand
Look man it was time for you to leave
I knew it
You knew it
Now it's time for you to go
Hehehe

Snow Snow Snow get up
Where the f*ck are we
Ah
And why are we chained up
He's got us trapped man
We're
You're in hell
Also known as
The Hash-Zone
Look man what do you want with us
If I can't be in the Bleach Boyz
Then I'll make sure no one can
Wait
What if we fought for the spot
Yo Tiga man I wouldn't
No please
Go on
You me
Rap battle
Whoever wins is the official second main member of the Bleach Boyz
Ha ha ha foolish boy
Freestyling is my specialty
Allow me to start this one off
Bro you sure you got this
Oh I don't think
I know

Hashbrowns
Bitch I'm a killer and you cannot see me
Took a bullet and I keep breathing
They call me Hash-Browns I be steaming
Tiga-Z a bitch in his feelings
Hash-Browns
Hash-Browns coming through the street and his woe
Hash-Browns don't give a f*ck about no hoe
Hash-Browns ready to get the money and go
I got a fever dream call me Freddy when you see me
Yeah I'm in the cut I got the cut like I'm Machete
Ain't nobody gonna stop me bitch I'm Gordon Freeman
My girl's got a problematic bouncing I'm between it
Yeah I'm the king of this rap game y'all better believe it
Tryna say I'm wrong I got a billet in your cleavage
Bleach Boyz a joke that's why I don't need it
I am reborn like a Tiga I don't need it

Tiga-Z's turn
Yo yo
F*ck a beat I don't need it
You think you won I don't believe it
How the hell you ever had a shot
When I'm here man you got defeated
Tiga Z got my gadget on me
Rainy day and night's upon thee
Hash-Brown you a dead bitch
I killed you once and I'd do it again
With quick shot like a cash dough
Progressive girl and she know the flow
I'm a real G eating Brie cheese
In the penthouse with my boy Snow
Picked up by my bootstraps
Now I'm rich and I'm selling like bricks at my shows yo
Hash-Browns irrelevant getting sick of spitting shit
It's time we go back to our home
Cause you sir got trashed
Yo

Bro you killed that shit
No
Shit man
Can't believe it's over
Well believe it man
Cause we got some work to do
Work
What you mean
Looks like while we were gone that chick took my ride
I'll get my gadget
Way ahead of you bro

Look at my
Look at my
Look at my wrist yeah
Look at my
Look at my
Look at my wrist yeah
Look at my
Look at my
Look at my shit yeah
Look at my
Look at my
Look at my bitch yeah
Look at my
Look at my
Look at my yeah
Look at my
Look at my
Look at my yeah
My chain is dripping
My wrist is dripping

You win this time
But I'll be back
Hash-Browns
He he he

Gosh that ending sure was dark
Wait a minute
This isn't our house
And well
We don't even have a grandpa
Who are you
He he he
I'm the even darker ending to this story
Ha ha ha ha
I think I poopied my pants
Ah ah
Ah smell that rain
Well folks
That's the end of this story
Until next time
Ha ha ha ha

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