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NOFX (/ˌnɵɛfˈɛks/) is an American punk rock band from Los Angeles, California (later relocating to San Francisco). The band was formed in 1983 by vocalist/bassist Fat Mike and guitarist Eric Melvin. Drummer Erik Sandin joined NOFX shortly after. In 1991, El Hefe joined to play lead guitar and trumpet, rounding out the current line-up. The band rose to popularity with their fifth studio album Punk in Drublic (1994), which was certified gold in both the United States and Canada, and is now considered a classic punk album by fans and critics alike. Their seventh studio album So Long and Thanks for All the Shoes (1997) was also certified gold in Canada. NOFX's mainstream success was signified by a growing interest in punk rock during the 1990s, but unlike many of… more »

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Why are you being nice to me?
That's not like you at all
Because i've really missed your friendship
And your high cholesterol

I've always wanted to be with you
But i'm boring and obese
You've got a purple mohawk
And i wear a hair piece

So what if i'm more fun than you
And don't forget i'm fuckin' cute
Do you think that you can
Deal with my ill repute?
Your reputation doesn't bother me
It tickles and offends
That's why i wanna introduce you to
My parents and my friends
You would you do that with me
I would do that with you
There's so many things i'll introduce you to
I think i wanna be with someone just like you

I can start exercising every day
Get muscular and lean
That's silly i'll just take diet pills
And methamphetamine

I don't want you to change for me
Your rolls and body hair
I'm starting to let me see you
Like a human teddy bear

Maybe i could learn to like
Drug use and punk rock
Maybe i could learn to like
Your small uncircumcised cock
If my size is a problem
I'm sure it won't persist
I'll just have to satisfy you
With some ky and my fist

You would you do that with me
I will do that with you
I wanna be with someone just like you
I wanna be with someone just like you

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