The MCU Rap
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All the fans around 'bout the Get what they deserve listen as I run down The entire Marvel Cinematic Universe From Phase One to Phase Two to Phase Three This is not chronological It's in order of release We got Spider-Man, Scarlet Witch Drax the Destroyer If you haven't seen the films A final warnin' for spoilers We goin' way back, almost twelve years ago So without any further ado, here we go In the very first spot We got the homie Tony Stark The only billionaire, playboy Philanthropist on the block Kidnapped by terrorists He ruined their entire plan Turned a box of scraps into A fully-suited Iron Man The guy who set him up was Obadiah Stane Took the reactor out his chest and Left Tony to die in pain But with the help of Pepper Potts and Rhodey He would soon prevail Over the carbon copy Iron Monger Sent him straight to hell Next is the scientist, name is Bruce Banner He turned into the Hulk because He was foolin' with gamma He fled to South America tryin' To find an antidote The army tracked him down Couldn't beat the green animal General Ross was mad Wanted Banner to fear him He injected Emil Blonsky with The Super Soldier serum On the streets of Harlem Emil Raged as the abomination But Hulk clapped him and pretty Much stomped his face in Ivan Vanko wanted to murder Tony Stark He built an arc reactor fitted with Whips and slashed his car apart He was arrested, party time Tony was lovin' it Then Rhodey commandeered a suit and Gave it to the government After that Tony met the director of SHIELD Justin Hammer made a bunch of drones But Ivan's at the wheel Now War Machine and Iron Man Are fightin' off the drones Tony starts to realize he cannot Save the world alone Thor was about to be king, yeah He had the clout But he was disobedient so Odin Stripped his powers out banished to Earth Now he's tryin' to get his hammer back Meanwhile, his evil brother Loki Had a planned attack Releasing the Destroyer to kill Thor And all his friends Thor made a sacrifice provin' He's worth again With hammer in hand he wins Retreated to his home Loki "died" by suicide and Odin Sat back on the throne Okay, let's take it back to 1942 Steve Rogers tried to join the army But he's just a scrawny dude So they gave him Super Soldier serum Now he's a fighter But Red Skull's got the Tesseract The enemies hailin' Hydra Tried to bomb the shores of America Rogers stopped it Crashed the bomber in the Arctic He was frozen in a cockpit For seventy years Nick Fury found him and then He thawed him out told him that he wanted to Save the world, yeah I'm talkin' about Avengers Loki isn't dead, he wanted to rule the Earth And the fact that the Avengers fought Each other made it worse Loki stole the Tesseract from SHIELD To open up a portal That would unleash the aliens Against defenseless mortals Rogers, Stark, Romanoff, Thor, Banner And Barton fought the hordes of Loki's Army, the Chitauri, it was hard But Tony threw a missile at the Mothership and closed the hole up Hulk slammed Loki, puny god, that was so nuts Tony Stark is sufferin' from Panic attacks and PTSD Things are getting messy Televised Mandarin's very threatening Feeling himself Tony gave the world his real address Helicopters bombed his home and then He almost drowned to death Aldrich Killian is really the Mandarin What a plot twist Kidnapped the president then took Pepper Potts as a hostage With Extremis in his body Aldrich almost won the day But Pepper's superhuman too Blew up a bullet in his face Jane Foster fell in a portal Infected by the Aether malekith, a dark elf Woke up and tried to reach her Thor took her back to Asgard and Tried to remove the substance But Malekith killed his mother Thor wanted justice vowing revenge He got his brother Loki's assistance On Earth, worlds are aligning Things are getting intense With a little scientific equipment And hocus pocus They opened a portal and killed Malekith with his own ship Rogers and Romanoff were out Workin' for SHIELD On a mission to retrieve encrypted Data from the field So Nick Fury's helicarriers were Now ready to fire That's when Cap discovered that SHIELD Was overrun by Hydra wilson joined the team Winter Soldier tried to kill 'em Rogers couldn't understand his friend Was now a villain Helicarriers overridden so Hydra couldn't Pull the trigger Steve refused to fight his friend so They all crashed into the river Peter Quill is up in Space plus Gamora, Groot, and Rocket Get arrested and along with Drax They managed to escape Tried to sell a magic orb But little did they know The thing that they would try to Sell was an Infinity Stone Ronan stole it so he could Kill every person on Xandar The team beat him after distractin' Him with a dance-off Groot sacrificed himself, yeah That was a tragedy But now the friends are known as The Guardians of the Galaxy The Avengers fightin' Hydra On the battlefield Then unintentionally made a murder Robot that'll kill Ultron was born, he recruited the Maximoffs But then they switched sides 'cause Ultron Was gonna blast 'em all Tony used the Mind Stone of JARVIS Call him Vision in Sokovia They battled a lot of robotic henchmen All the citizens escaped Pietro died protectin' Barton Ultron is destroyed but that's when Thanos Goes and grabs his gauntlet Scott Lang just got out of prison Times is real tough Hank Pym tested him to see If he could steal stuff Gave him the Ant-Man suit Shrunk him down to size Hank's daughter Hope trained him up and Taught him how to fight A guy named Yellowjacket He wanted to sell the secrets Of the Pym particle to Hydra But he gets defeated When Scott goes subatomic Barely made it out the quantum realm Hope becomes The Wasp These bad guys will not prevail Bucky was impersonated to make it look like He killed the King of Wakanda T'Challa wanted revenge That's not the only problem The UN tried to make 'em All sing some accords Two opposin' views that started a civil war Spidey showed up to prove that he's a hero Most of the conflict was caused by Baron Zemo Steve stopped Tony from blowin' Bucky to bit's you could say at this point The Avengers don't exist Steven Strange used to be The world's best surgeon Until he broke his hands That's when he started searching The ancient one and Mordo would Train him at Kamar Taj in his studies He would find out that magic can be dark Kaecilius released Dormammu from The dark dimension with the Eye of Agamoto He's beaten into submission With repetition the earth is safe And everybody thanked him Now he's the master of the New York City sanctum Guardians always on the run From different factions The Sovereign and the Ravagers want A piece of the action Quill finds out that he's the Son of a Celestial Mantis helps out, she knows Ego is unethical With the help of Nebula, Kraglin, and Yondu Baby Groot bombed the brain, Ego is fondue Yondu saved Peter, sacrificed himself Ravagers far and wide came Along to pay respects Next up is your Friendly neighborhood Spider-Man Every now and then he had to Go and check with Iron Man Peter Parker's fifteen fighting The hired goons Of a flying thief, The Vulture, Adrian Toomes Peter was dating his daughter That was awkward The two started fighting on the Beach of Coney Island peter won Stark and Happy invite him to the Avengers But in the end He knows he's not ready to be a member Odin died, Hela's colder than an icebox Crushed Thor's hammer then she knocked Him off the Bifrost stranded on Sakaar Thor is taken by a Valkyrie And forced to fight the Hulk That was almost a casualty Him and his friends flew Inside the Devil's Anus And they made it back to Asgard Hela's murders were heinous They try to fight but Realize they couldn't manage Only way to kill his sister Was to Ragnarok the planet The Black Panther, leader of Wakanda T'Challa's gotta deal with all the Secrets of his father Killmonger was abandoned on his own But he defeated T'Challa Now he's standing on the throne He wanted to use the Vibranium Strictly as a 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